My wife put the kabosh on the fam watching the football games with me.

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Jul 29, 2014
2:38:08pm

CougarPilot

My wife put the kabosh on the fam watching the football games with me.

The basketball games are fine. All the kids know that if that want to stay up, they just have to say they want to watch the basketball game with me. And since I'm a complete softie with anything BYU, it works. The football games I'm way too intense. I don't even know if I swear when things are going bad.

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Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front of

whirl

7/29/14 11:05am

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

7/29/14 11:08am

I recently explained how something was done "not slow" and "not fast" but half

Pete

7/29/14 11:10am

Did you use the term Half (other word for donkey)?

7/29/14 11:11am

No, I said something was half fast.

Pete

7/29/14 11:12am

riiiiiight

7/29/14 11:13am

Never do two things half fast... do one thing whole last

Yakov

7/29/14 11:21am

I'm still trying to find a good alternative for that word.

Bro

7/29/14 11:50am

You could always try "half way"...

rupertcoug

7/29/14 2:08pm

Did your explanation work?

Yvin

7/29/14 11:22am

Probably depends on whether the kid later busts out with "half-fast" in

CatManBlue

7/29/14 11:41am

Half Fast is what I do for 12 hours before a blood test.

Ssebo

7/29/14 11:45am

Are you for real?

MPCougar

7/29/14 11:13am

It's really only a reprimand.

whirl

7/29/14 11:30am

Boy, we truly are a peculiar bunch.

Sale

7/29/14 2:50pm

I get looked at funny for saying "oh dang, crummy, jerk, or clown" when

kunarcougar

7/29/14 11:21am

i don't call my team those kind of words

fattycoug

7/29/14 11:30am

The referees are not typically on my team.

whirl

7/29/14 11:30am

Only on CB do I get in trouble for non-swearing potty words.

sheriffcreg

7/29/14 11:35am

I can't believe you used those words...I am offended...

rupertcoug

7/29/14 2:10pm

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

NJBYUFan

7/29/14 11:42am

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

MapCoug

7/29/14 11:46am

My wife is the one who can't control her mouth.

Taylor Nazareth

7/29/14 11:47am

'Potty-words?'

HansMoleman

7/29/14 11:49am

I've got 8 years of living with young ears around, cut me some slack alright?

whirl

7/29/14 11:50am

haha. I said the word silly and tummy the other day when talking to adults

HansMoleman

7/29/14 12:06pm

I get looks from my HCBW when I use real swears while watching football.

couldge

7/29/14 11:53am

hahaha love the "Pavlov's dog" approach...gotta train those kids up right!

Ashtrash

7/29/14 2:03pm

My wife rarely/never watches games with me and my son. When she does, she gets

CoogsWin

7/29/14 12:05pm

Forgot to say that even watching alone or with my son, I never do full swearing

CoogsWin

7/29/14 12:08pm

My boys when they were 9 and 7 video taped me having an outburst

Pasadena

7/29/14 12:11pm

I can control myself when watching BYU.

ragid

7/29/14 12:13pm

Is she a quarterback?

whirl

7/29/14 12:31pm

Any wife who reacts this way should not be invited to watch the game with you.

PJMort

7/29/14 12:37pm

I've been reprimanded for using "butt" at my in laws

Jake72

7/29/14 12:42pm

At the GA Tech game in 2012 I stood up and yelled "*%@! Riley!"

Yjumper

7/29/14 12:42pm

RE: At the GA Tech game in 2012 I stood up and yelled "*%@! Riley!"

kingpin2k

7/29/14 1:08pm

Back when Fui was carrying the rock, the front desk at the Marriott called to

Q-grr

7/29/14 1:01pm

Here's a Hilarious True Story...That Will Cure Profanity...Maybe...

Coug76

7/29/14 1:53pm

well this reminds me of another story, pretty similiar.. wife and I just had

capo

7/29/14 2:07pm

My wife put the kabosh on the fam watching the football games with me.

CougarPilot

7/29/14 2:38pm

swearing at John Walsh

trueblue72

7/29/14 5:40pm

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