So, just because we expand the stadium, the following would occur:
- BYU fans will suddenly no longer be cheap but will willingly fork up even more dough to help pay for the stadium expansion
- home games will stop being broadcasted nationally
- couches would no longer be comfortable in the Utah County/SLC area
- the church will cancel all activities on Saturdays and Thursday evenings
- traffic and parking would dramatically improve en route to the stadium
What other lame excuses am I missing to "justify" fans not currently attending home games? How would expanding the stadium make these "justifications" go away?