He sits at the bar and says to the Bar Tender, do you want to hear a Joke about the University of Utah. The Bar tender looks at him and says, "Look mister, I'll warn you only because you are blind. But I'm a former Utah Football player, the guy sitting next to you was a power lifter for the Utes in the 90's, the bouncer is also a former Utah football player defensive lineman, and the guy at the pool table is the current starting center for the Utes as well. Are you sure you want to come in here and tell a joke about the University of Utah?"

The old blind man thinks for a moment and says, "Nah, nevermind. I don't want to have to explain the joke 4 different times."