on CB, however (as you probably know), live in these weird black and white worlds where everything is absolute. In many of those worlds, realtors are always evil scum-sucking parasites only looking to rip you off.

In the spirit of disclosure, I am not and have never been a realtor nor am I aware of any of my family members or close friends being realtors (although, I have become pretty good friends with a couple realtors whose services were extremely beneficial to me).