Our midwife was wierd about it. She asked us if we wanted to keep it, and when

Mar 3, 2015
9:46:56am

cheezedawg

we said no, she told us not to worry and that she would treat it with respect by planting it under one of her fruit trees.

Ummm, knock yourself out.

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How many of you had a wife eat their placenta

newbie

3/3/15 9:40am

Sorry, that is just weird.

Bobby Dooley

3/3/15 9:41am

Is she an anti-vaxxer that is afraid of gluten?

Mister P

3/3/15 9:41am

No, Anti-Glutener that is afraid of vaxxing

Jericho

3/3/15 9:42am

RE: How many of you had a wife eat their placenta

Fatalplacebo

3/3/15 9:42am

RE: How many of you had a wife eat their placenta

monkeycowboy

3/3/15 9:43am

It's a delicacy in some countries

Jericho

3/3/15 9:43am

yes and "delicacy" = couldn't find anything else to eat, more often than not

workinglate

3/3/15 9:46am

"delicacy" = couldn't find anything else MORE DELICIOUS to eat

Jericho

3/3/15 10:11am

RE: How many of you had a wife eat their placenta

monkeycowboy

3/3/15 9:45am

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Buffalo

3/3/15 9:46am

Our midwife was wierd about it. She asked us if we wanted to keep it, and when

cheezedawg

3/3/15 9:46am

Even reading your question makes me want to crawl under my desk and cry

CSoul

3/3/15 9:49am

Is it all that different than a giant booger?

Sea Chicken

3/3/15 9:51am

Why stop there? Babies are delicious.

Mister P

3/3/15 9:51am

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Buffalo

3/3/15 9:51am

For our first, we dried it, ground it to powder and then snorted it

CatManBlue

3/3/15 9:51am

Might be tasty to sprinkle on one's oatmeal or Cheerios.

Texas Hammer

3/3/15 9:51am

That's stupid. Might as well eat a tiny capsule a day of beef liver. It'll have

TexanY

3/3/15 9:52am

With our first baby, my wife donated her placenta to science.

science pete

3/3/15 9:54am

Was his last name Pete? So what did you do with it?

Fatalplacebo

3/3/15 9:57am

Sorry, that was confusing. Science with a capital "S". I'm only "s"cience.

science pete

3/3/15 10:01am

Ok serious question. What would they do with it? Umbilical cord for stem cell?

Fatalplacebo

3/3/15 10:05am

No, she was participating in a nation-wide study on pre-eclampsia.

science pete

3/3/15 10:21am

RE: No, she was participating in a nation-wide study on pre-eclampsia.

godawgs

3/3/15 11:37am

RE: How many of you had a wife eat their placenta

Brass Monkey

3/3/15 9:58am

I know a guy that is really into it.

Mister P

3/3/15 10:09am

an old-time New England tradition

warp

3/3/15 10:13am

I'll just stick with measuring their height on a door frame thanks

Sea Chicken

3/3/15 10:15am

And so was burning witches, dunking them till drowned and general torture!

CommissionerofClass

3/3/15 10:29am

That is terrible and your SIL is terrible.

Virginia Ute

3/3/15 10:17am

slippery slope to cannibalism if you ask me.

Mayor of Cougartown

3/3/15 10:18am

I have been a hunter my whole life and think nothing of skinning and gutting

flavordave

3/3/15 10:21am

Dogs do it, so it must be okay. Right?

El Pasco

3/3/15 10:25am

I have made fun of this quirky Utah County activity...

CommissionerofClass

3/3/15 10:26am

It actually has some benefits.

Y Mountain

3/3/15 10:34am

Just go back to picking her nose

Indy Coug

3/3/15 10:48am

Nothing that comes out of a body should ever go back in

RC Vikings

3/3/15 10:53am

Technically, we're all drinking water that was pee once.

SandYFan

3/3/15 11:05am

Hotdogs?

Ragnar Danneskjold

3/3/15 11:22am

This site has delicious placenta recipes:

TrueAndBlue

3/3/15 9:52pm

We're saving it for our kids to eat when they're older

KingDave

3/3/15 9:56pm

My wife has done it with two of our children

Rusby

3/4/15 8:06am

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