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Apr 19, 2015
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BE-WHY-YOU
Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what yield means, so I told her "slow down". So
She asked "what.....does.....yield.....mean.....?"
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I need some good "yo mama jokes". Go
NorthwestCoug
4/19/15 12:25pm
Your mom is a lovely, beautiful woman...so where the yewt did you come from?
maxpowers
4/19/15 12:31pm
Here you go:
Born2Fish
4/19/15 12:48pm
Yo momma so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
BE-WHY-YOU
4/19/15 1:12pm
Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
BE-WHY-YOU
4/19/15 1:13pm
Yo momma so fat, 90210 isn't a zip code, it's her weight.
BE-WHY-YOU
4/19/15 1:14pm
Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what yield means, so I told her "slow down". So
BE-WHY-YOU
4/19/15 1:18pm
Reminds me of the classic clip from Taxi (starting at 4:03):
Narfin'Coug
4/19/15 4:46pm
Yo momma so ugly, Santa came down the chimney, saw her and said, HO-Ho-Holy Crap
BE-WHY-YOU
4/19/15 1:20pm
Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized at sea world
WDaddy
4/19/15 3:40pm
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator
SausageKing
4/19/15 5:24pm
Yo mama's so fat, everytime her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up
SausageKing
4/19/15 5:27pm
your mommas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
BlueFamily
4/19/15 7:48pm
Yo mamma so fat I tried to go around her and it took a year
ByuImaginesDragons
4/19/15 8:18pm
Yo momma so fat she say on a quarter and a booger popped out of G.W.'s nose
ByuImaginesDragons
4/19/15 8:19pm
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