Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized at sea world

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Apr 19, 2015
3:40:15pm

WDaddy

Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized at sea world

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WDaddy

Previous username: WeddlesDaddy
Bio page: WDaddy
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Last login: Apr 28, 2024
Total posts: 66,476 (24,752 FO)

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I need some good "yo mama jokes". Go

4/19/15 12:25pm

Your mom is a lovely, beautiful woman...so where the yewt did you come from?

maxpowers

4/19/15 12:31pm

Here you go:

Born2Fish

4/19/15 12:48pm

Yo momma so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

BE-WHY-YOU

4/19/15 1:12pm

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

BE-WHY-YOU

4/19/15 1:13pm

Yo momma so fat, 90210 isn't a zip code, it's her weight.

BE-WHY-YOU

4/19/15 1:14pm

Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what yield means, so I told her "slow down". So

BE-WHY-YOU

4/19/15 1:18pm

Reminds me of the classic clip from Taxi (starting at 4:03):

Narfin'Coug

4/19/15 4:46pm

Yo momma so ugly, Santa came down the chimney, saw her and said, HO-Ho-Holy Crap

BE-WHY-YOU

4/19/15 1:20pm

Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized at sea world

WDaddy

4/19/15 3:40pm

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator

SausageKing

4/19/15 5:24pm

Yo mama's so fat, everytime her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up

SausageKing

4/19/15 5:27pm

your mommas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

BlueFamily

4/19/15 7:48pm

Yo mamma so fat I tried to go around her and it took a year

ByuImaginesDragons

4/19/15 8:18pm

Yo momma so fat she say on a quarter and a booger popped out of G.W.'s nose

ByuImaginesDragons

4/19/15 8:19pm

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