RE: Let's help alleviate Picklebutton's fears about American men. If you

Jun 11, 2015
11:19:33am

HansMoleman

I told my wife to make me dinner and when she said "No, make it yourself," I did the manly thing and said "Okay, but I won't make dinner. I'll make breakfast for dinner." I then poured myself a bowl of cereal.

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Let's help alleviate Picklebutton's fears about American men. If you graduated

Shimmy

6/11/15 11:13am

Are the masculine children male or female?

Freddie Cougar

6/11/15 11:15am

Looks like you haven't seen The Godfather. I place one demerit on your

Shimmy

6/11/15 11:18am

TNT can't. He is a complete wuss

TNT

6/11/15 11:17am

You were doing so well

Sea Chicken

6/11/15 11:17am

You're aflame!

TNT

6/11/15 11:18am

your a homophone

Sea Chicken

6/11/15 11:18am

Can't argue that

TNT

6/11/15 11:19am

Otherwise, a splendorous list you have put forth

Indy Coug

6/11/15 11:23am

Whoa. It's like Superman vs. Superman: An Internal Battle

TNT

6/11/15 11:25am

Im 23, a real man doesnt put his accomplishments on display, just acts like he's

monkeycowboy

6/11/15 11:18am

In general I agree, let the body of work speak for itself, but nobody is going

Shimmy

6/11/15 11:20am

I find that this is best done by not listening to my wife, like at all.

HansMoleman

6/11/15 11:20am

RE: Let's help alleviate Picklebutton's fears about American men. If you

HansMoleman

6/11/15 11:19am

Hmmmmm.......this seems to be in a gray area

TNT

6/11/15 11:20am

I can't stop chuckling about this one.

libertycoug

6/11/15 12:22pm

I have jumped a car, on purpose.

DapperDan

6/11/15 11:26am

Jumped over, or jump started? Both are manly, but one is just dumb.

Dread Pirate Westley

6/11/15 11:41am

Neither

DapperDan

6/11/15 11:46am

That's definitely manly.

Dread Pirate Westley

6/11/15 11:48am

Totally - and I may or may not have done this with a Ford Escort on my mission.

Breaded Hamster

6/11/15 5:45pm

I killed a prairie dog by putting an arrow through its head from 50 feet away.

benny1982

6/11/15 11:28am

Where? Prairie Dogs are protected in certain states

TNT

6/11/15 11:30am

Real men don't care about that type of thing.

benny1982

6/11/15 11:30am

True however TNT will be notifying law enforcement officials

TNT

6/11/15 11:38am

Its like my grandfather RIP who years ago was hunting just outside yellowstone.

monkeycowboy

6/11/15 11:35am

I was too scared to kill a black widow once so I made my roommate do it

Flyingdolphin

6/11/15 11:31am

I've only sired one son, and he's kind of a sissy, but I'm going to count it.

flavordave

6/11/15 11:32am

I only wear mom jeans with white tennis shoes, because real men don't

erkimust

6/11/15 11:37am

RE: I only wear mom jeans with white tennis shoes, because real men don't

monkeycowboy

6/11/15 11:40am

What if I was born before that? ....

BW84

6/11/15 11:45am

I didn't go to HS after 2000, but I hit a freaking fish from a freaking arrow I

Cougarclaw

6/11/15 11:58am

I've given and received dutch oven's from my wife..

Anae4Anae

6/11/15 12:13pm

RE: Let's help alleviate Picklebutton's fears about American men. If you

Brass Monkey

6/11/15 1:40pm

I've jumped a snowmobile over a car

MapCoug

6/11/15 1:43pm

Well...

Mr Bassman

6/11/15 1:52pm

I've wrestled cattle to the ground and held them down as my bro castrated them.

dYrtbYkerYder

6/11/15 2:17pm

RE: Let's help alleviate Picklebutton's fears about American men. If you

macaroni

6/11/15 3:13pm

I've had a streak for 5 years of not letting

Fatalplacebo

6/11/15 3:54pm

When I contemplated my manliness, I looked down and said

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