I taught my son to spit (he's 3)
I taught my son to pee in the bushes (standing)
I taught my son to dislike the utes and to tell his lame ute loving uncle that whenever he sees him
I taught my son to open doors for girls
I taught my son to say "C'mon light!!" when the traffic light is red for too long
I taught my son that he better run if he makes either of his 2 year old sisters cry.. and he runs fast
My son knows what boobs are (although my wife taught him that one)
I taught my son what tools are
I taught my son how to hand me tools
I taught my son that you stick up for girls

I might be a lost cause, but at least I'm trying to rear a manlier generation..