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Jun 30, 2015
5:48:18am

squirrelyearl

Give him an MLM pitch

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squirrelyearl

Bio page: squirrelyearl
Joined: Jan 3, 2009
Last login: May 1, 2024
Total posts: 4,617 (1,482 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Craigslist scammers are so stupid:

mulletYno

6/29/15 10:46pm

LOL. I just replied again and got this:

mulletYno

6/29/15 10:49pm

You know what's crazy? The fact that their games MUST WORK or they wouldn't

MantiCoug

6/29/15 10:57pm

It continues:

mulletYno

6/29/15 10:57pm

Ask him for his login and password for his bank so you can

RyneK

6/29/15 11:03pm

Done.

mulletYno

6/29/15 11:11pm

Ask for his info for the Western Union forms

DrTeeth

6/29/15 11:11pm

DO THIS. Also, send it to a location 20+ miles from where he requests it.

6/30/15 8:37am

More:

mulletYno

6/29/15 11:09pm

Ask to trade beef jerky for an african princess and her millions.

SoValleyCOUG

6/29/15 11:24pm

Tell him you get your money from being a DoTerra rep

Dread Pirate Westley

6/29/15 11:24pm

Apparently he knows your job doesn't pay well, glad the flesh trade paid off

squirrelyearl

6/30/15 5:47am

This whole thread has me intrigued. Keep us posted please!

holla at cha boi

6/29/15 11:13pm

Looks like he finally caught on to the fact that I was mocking him/her/he-she.

mulletYno

6/29/15 11:28pm

This is the FUNNIEST thread ever on CB!!!! I'm crying.

Coach's Dad

6/29/15 11:21pm

OK, so maybe I was exaggerating a bit. I must have been really bored last night.

Coach's Dad

6/30/15 11:06am

We had something very similar, although they actually sent us a "cashier's

P-townCoug

6/29/15 11:24pm

We had someone send us an inkjet printed check and then threaten to call the FBI

supertux

6/30/15 9:29am

My wife's trying to sleep and is annoyed because I keep laughing.

jakesnake

6/29/15 11:27pm

Now say this: since I have you here, can I tell you a little about why I'm a

vegasnative

6/30/15 12:27am

Weird

6/30/15 1:34am

Give him an MLM pitch

squirrelyearl

6/30/15 5:48am

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Cougero

6/30/15 6:15am

Good stuff.

Real Men Wear Blue

6/30/15 8:49am

More:

mulletYno

6/30/15 11:21am

How are you communicating? Text? Email?

supertux

6/30/15 11:23am

Text

mulletYno

6/30/15 11:26am

LOL.

Real Men Wear Blue

6/30/15 11:34am

More:

mulletYno

6/30/15 10:42pm

C'mon you need to ask if he received your life savings and first born yet!

SoValleyCOUG

6/30/15 10:53pm

You need to lure him into the CB chatroom.

conetah

7/1/15 6:46am

Tell him you've buried your money in the West desert and he needs to get it.

Real Men Wear Blue

7/1/15 7:51am

Send this in response

squirrelyearl

7/1/15 10:33am

Lol. Done.

mulletYno

7/1/15 10:37am

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