Me: What is your bank info? Web address, username, password?

Scammer: I can give out my online access. ok.

Me: Ok. I'm ready.

Scammer: I can only send my account number okay?

Me: Which bank?

Scammer: Bank of Nevada.

Me: User/Pw?

Scammer: Can you give me a credit card? I want to pay for site. Because the site you gave me I was told to pay. I mean the farmersonly.com site (me: uhhhhhhhh)

Me: Send me your Bank of Nevada login.

Scammer: Okay. When?

Me: Now is good.

Scammer: Okay but you will need to give me the credit card info so that I can use it in that site now.

Me: I was going to trade you beef jerky and my farmersonly.com login for your favorite hat and your old cell phone battery. You won't need my credit card info after we complete the interesting trade.

Scammer: Give me what I need okay.

Scammer: Giving you my bank login is easy for me okay.

Me: Ok. Send it.

Scammer: Give me what I ask you first.