First, it was that all Mormons are BYU fans. He hates BYU. Hmmm. Why? Perhaps that pesky Honor Code would have prevented him from posing nude for ESPN, having his naked body smeared with dirt/mud by an ESPN woman.

So, the second Mormon myth dispelled is that we are prudes and object to porn. I mean, come on, we all worship the beauty of the human body. (And let's be honest, getting nude for the cameras is porn.) So, Mormon babes can now pose for Playboy, no questions asked.

The other Mormon myth dispelled is that we have any issues with tattoos. I mean, wow, those tats on his back were awesome.

Will all this mean that Mr. Harper will open missionary doors? Maybe. Who knows? On second thought, that's a clown question, Bro.