- Ten-yard cushions and almost automatically gained 1st downs on 3rd and 4-6 to go for our opponents

- 3 and outs where we rush to the LOS and hand off for a run up the middle that gets stuffed on 1st and 2nd down and then Taysom runs for his life for a two-yard gain because an OL gets beaten like a dirty orphan pickpocket in a Dickens novel on 3rd down

- Clock management by the coaching staff that resembles instructions given by a magic 8 ball

- Plays where every receiver runs all the way to the end zone or every receiver runs five yards and then stops and turns around

- Bubble screens to receivers who have no business running them

- Option plays where the pitch man is a receiver who has no business being the pitch man

- Personal fouls that wipe out a 3rd down stop by our D

- Personal fouls and holding penalties that wipe out a big gain by our offense



AND I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT . . . Clearly there is something wrong with me.