-use words like "unacceptable" and "hold accountable" in a context that would likely get them fired if applied to their work in the same way. Don't forget a bunch of "head in the sand" comments

-point out how the above point is wrong and how they would, in fact, be fired if they performed like BYU football

-extrapolate obvious issues to illustrate character flaws in the coaching staff

-conflate multiple fabricated issues with the admin, players, recruiting, etc. to further show fundamental inadequacies in the I.Q. and judgement of the the coaching staff, despite them being nice guys. Except for Anae who is not a nice guy.

-shoot their mouths off in the heat of the moment and then never relinquish the irrational position

-misquote or take out of context things said 5-10 years ago

-point out how they are NOT misquoting. "Quest for Perfection...'nuff said. pfft."

-accuse Bronco of being gay

Woo Hoo! Football season is almost here!