Never lose to Utah? LOL, try "Not lose every year to Utah, even when clearly a better team and only win in dramatic fashion despite being superior"

Never lose to a G5 school except Boise State once in awhile. Again, Nevada, UCF and USU are all embarassing losses. MEmphis wasn't a top 40 program (then again neither were we)

Win at least nine games per year. Not unrealistic with schedules like the last few years.

Go to a NY6 Bowl once every five years. Ha. Most here would settle for one every 10 years. You know, like Hawaii, UCF and Northern Illinois have done. But I guess BYU doesn't have the talent or coaches for that type of lofty goal.

Make the college football playoff once a decade. LOL. Nobody thinks that is a realistic goal, even though it's one of BM's stated goals.