If the comparison wasn't there you can't make a joke about it. I don't want to say you are being dumb, but give me a break.

And forget that I said three times now that it was funny - just keep telling yourself that "I have no sense of humor".

You guys are making things up about this conversation and are really not understanding the OP.

I am not going to comment on this anymore because you have misinterpreted what I was saying 100%. Sad that I explained exactly what I meant - and you continue to tell me what I was talking about. Maybe I explained it poorly, but more likely - you just don't care what the truth is. Do you really think something you are making up is more valid than me actually explaining my own thoughts?

This may be the most pathetic display of misrepresentation and reading comprehension issues I have ever seen.

Well Done!