No waiter in history has ever said "is Diet Coke ok?"

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Aug 25, 2016
9:21:40pm

run26 All-American

But I've had dozens say "is Diet Pepsi ok?"

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run26

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But, seriously. Can the Big 12 extend an invite to a school that will not allow

Regal Ute

8/25/16 8:53pm

I'd love for them to make that a condition of acceptance.

jakesnake

8/25/16 8:54pm

I agree, I would love for this to be something the Big 12 requires

lucky1

8/25/16 8:58pm

BYU could offer Coke and Dr Pepper but nobody would buy them. No demand for that stuff

HighHorse

8/25/16 9:07pm

That's hilarious! I hope that was a joke

Chazz Reinhold

8/26/16 9:44am

Outstanding. Well done.

Homercles

8/26/16 12:28pm

And people think you can't get addicted to caffeine....

HangookCoug

8/26/16 9:02am

Who thinks that?

HighHorse

8/26/16 9:12am

Seriously. You can get addicted to almost anything. My sister in law couldn't have kids because she was addicted to

jcase16byu

8/26/16 9:21am

Goldfish crackers.....can't stop.

silentvelcro

8/26/16 9:46am

BYU would give up athletics before it sold the devil's drink.

IndependentGeorge

8/25/16 9:21pm

Exactly - the B12 fans need caffeine when they are at LES. They should demand that we accommodate them!!!

HarlemCoug

8/25/16 10:51pm

Time will tell

TNT

8/25/16 8:55pm

Little do most people know, but this has always been the real issue.

RebelScum

8/25/16 8:57pm

It's possible this could be a huge issue

TNT

8/25/16 8:59pm

I wonder how much Coca-Cola and DP

XXL

8/25/16 9:13pm

Well in the Masters of Accounting Lounge

specialk08

8/25/16 9:59pm

MBA lounge is the same.

jakesnake

8/25/16 10:00pm

Where is there hypocrisy in your anecdote?

ByuMba90

8/26/16 7:51am

What's with the Twilight-themed Ute video?

kccougar

8/25/16 8:58pm

I thought it was the best fit for my boys on cougarboard

Regal Ute

8/25/16 8:59pm

But we sell beef jerky! That should make them good 'ole boys happy.

SoValleyCOUG

8/25/16 9:00pm

Chocolate covered cinnamon bears should count for something.

Regal Ute

8/25/16 9:01pm

They would dig the Cougar tails. 2 foot long texas sized donut.

SoValleyCOUG

8/25/16 10:58pm

The school doesn't prevent the buying. It merely doesn't sell it.

Belboz

8/25/16 9:01pm

Where do you buy it on campus?

Regal Ute

8/25/16 9:04pm

Actually the MOA sells them. But your point still stands and it's a stupid thing

titlecoug

8/25/16 9:08pm

As far as I know, it's not sold there but BYU isn't a prison.

Belboz

8/25/16 9:22pm

It IS sold there...at the MOA. Been like that for a while

Machiavelli

8/25/16 10:48pm

Correct. You are allowed to buy it. You MAY buy it. You just CAN'T buy it.

ByuMba90

8/25/16 9:15pm

there are certainly stores that sell it.

Belboz

8/25/16 10:25pm

It is only unavailable at certain more prominent venues on BYU campus. Otherwise

ByuMba90

8/25/16 11:44pm

There once were some enterprising students who began a caffeine delivery

StalwartBraveTrue

8/25/16 11:31pm

Don't forget about Pepsi, RC, and Tab

WhiteMud

8/25/16 9:01pm

Nobody likes Pepsi. Those who say they like Pepsi are likely lying.

jakesnake

8/25/16 9:02pm

No waiter in history has ever said "is Diet Coke ok?"

run26

8/25/16 9:21pm

Wow... You have no idea how wrong you are.

jcase16byu

8/25/16 9:34pm

I've never once heard someone order Pepsi and have to settle for Coke

run26

8/25/16 9:55pm

As a past waiter, and as someone married to a Pepsi lover, I can tell you it happens all the time

jcase16byu

8/25/16 10:52pm

In a nation of 300m there's going to be a few who like Pepsi

run26

8/25/16 10:59pm

Again... You're wrong. Where have you lived? Honest question. Not meant to be sarcastic.

jcase16byu

8/25/16 11:02pm

I've lived N S E and W: Coke rules

run26

8/26/16 12:05am

And I get that coke is the leading brand. Not disagreeing there. But if you don't see that Pepsi is one of the most

jcase16byu

8/25/16 11:09pm

That's funny. It's so easy to tell which is which.

StalwartBraveTrue

8/25/16 11:33pm

I totally agree with you. No idea how people don't realize they are drinking Pepsi when it is sweeter.

jcase16byu

8/25/16 11:41pm

When I hear " is diet Pepsi OK?" I answer with " will you take Monopoly

CoogsWin

8/26/16 12:51am

LOL. That's awesome.

StalwartBraveTrue

8/26/16 11:06am

What about those that just say they want a "Diet". Meaning, Diet Coke or Pepsi

byuod

8/26/16 11:33am

everybody knows that means Diet Coke (Coke Zero ok too)

run26

8/26/16 11:50am

You sure like to sound like you know what everyone thinks lol... or you are just being sarcastic... honestly cant tell

jcase16byu

8/26/16 12:16pm

I'm being 5% sarcastic. the other 95% is based on my life experience including

run26

8/26/16 12:40pm

Holy moley. Do they sell RC these days?

TNT

8/25/16 9:02pm

Yes

WhiteMud

8/25/16 9:03pm

Royal Crown is a very refreshing cola

El Paso Coug

8/25/16 10:15pm

Rudy's BBQ has RC cola and Big Red on tap - it's like heaven

OGSuperfan

8/26/16 11:58am

Jolt as well

WhiteMud

8/25/16 9:03pm

Tantrum!

silentvelcro

8/25/16 9:07pm

You can! Duh! It's just diluted.

Lieutenant America

8/25/16 9:04pm

Especially a TEXAS-centric conference. DP is essential.

zonacougar

8/25/16 9:07pm

You're absolutely allowed. You just can't find any on campus.

TheLoneCougar

8/25/16 9:07pm

Thanks for proving that we need a Dumbest POTD category.

CougarThug

8/25/16 9:19pm

Who cares...it is soda...next, real issue, please...

CougarEyes

8/25/16 9:22pm

If you haven't lived in Texas you won't understand how big Coke and Dr Pepper ar

cougsoldier

8/25/16 10:10pm

What, like 32oz cans or something?

MarylandFan

8/25/16 10:14pm

There would definitely be demand. Even Sister Jenkins would have to admit it

run26

8/25/16 10:41pm

Everybody pretty much everywhere calls soda "a coke" except Utah where it's pop

Kerbouchard

8/25/16 10:43pm

No. This is a southern thing. East coast calls it soda. Midwest and out here call it pop.

jcase16byu

8/25/16 10:58pm

This has been my experience as well.

sir_hammer

8/26/16 7:42am

I grew up in Southern CA -we called it Soda (at least I grew up calling it that)

OGSuperfan

8/26/16 11:59am

RE: No. This is a southern thing. East coast calls it soda. Midwest and out

greatbam

8/26/16 2:04pm

still can't figure out why Utah started calling it "pop"

cougsoldier

8/25/16 10:51pm

Ask for a "Coke" and they ask.."What kind?"

Robert Baratheon

8/26/16 10:36am

Troll level: grasshopper

MarylandFan

8/25/16 10:17pm

Or a school that shaves a statue.

cdr88

8/25/16 10:37pm

You can buy it, they've just been fresh out for a long time.

ochobeeguy

8/25/16 11:08pm

Sell the caffeine free version if each...problem solved

zerome4sooners

8/26/16 6:17am

What a waste of a soda...

RaggaeCoug

8/26/16 8:25am

Doesn't BYU offer caffeine-free coke?

BringYourUltimate

8/26/16 7:08am

Is there ANY big 12 stadium that does not offer Dr Pepper?

nevercoug

8/26/16 9:06am

Are you kidding me? You buy it before you go in and bring something in.

stevebyu8

8/26/16 9:24am

Hence the negotiated changes to the Honor Code...

Kuga

8/26/16 9:46am

PAC 12 invites schools that allow you to take a dump on concourse.

Count Cougar

8/26/16 9:56am

Coke is for heathens you dirty heathen.

bleedsblue

8/26/16 12:01pm

Rumor is the honor code is going to change to passify the Big XII. This should include Dr. Pepper

byuTX

8/26/16 12:04pm

The PAC invited a school that allows people to poop wherever they want, so...

Shaka

8/26/16 12:28pm

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