"In the PAC12 we have a very competitive P5 schedule in the PAC12. Our P5 foes in the PAC12 are our most important games because they are in a P5 conference, the PAC12.
Our rivals in Provo ("You know I can't say their name"...winky face) are not P5 or PAC12. Our rivals are a P5 team in the PAC12, Colorado. They have some serious P5 athletes due to their affiliation with the PAC12."