A little saltines, a little ginger ale, Tylenol, and some generic thing for heartburn later, the pain is dissipating somewhat. Don't believe it was heartburn, but my pain went from a 10 to a 4 or 5. We'll see how things go over the next couple hours. If I don't continue to improve, I'll force myself to the ER.
I do appreciate the feedback, I think I might be able to sleep now.