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Jul 21, 2017
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Tabernacle Tech 3rd String

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Tabernacle Tech

Previous username: woodgoat
Bio page: Tabernacle Tech
Joined: Mar 9, 2009
Last login: May 1, 2024
Total posts: 412 (18 FO)

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Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently

Ulysses14

7/21/17 9:47am

^^^^^That might be the best humble brag of all time

Greg Kite's 'stache

7/21/17 9:48am

That seems like a weird topic for discussion

OneUpper

7/21/17 9:48am

Please. please, please let Ulysses14 start teaching adult Sunday School, no way

calvindyer

7/21/17 12:05pm

RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently

monkeycowboy

7/21/17 9:49am

She is telling the photographer.

IndependentGeorge

7/21/17 9:50am

I've had lots of times birth control worked......

TheWanderer

7/21/17 9:49am

Abstinence doesn't count!

Chambana Coug

7/21/17 9:51am

The only 100% sure way.

BYUtka

7/21/17 9:55am

Well, my secretary is pregnant and her husband has had a vasectomy...

Chester Copperpot

7/21/17 9:50am

Is that an admission of guilt?

supertux

7/21/17 9:54am

My wife is my secretary

Chester Copperpot

7/21/17 9:58am

oh man... Who's gonna man up and explain this to Chester?

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 10:00am

<< Deleted >>

supertux

7/21/17 10:00am

I was shocked when I learned vasectomy wasn't 100% guaranteed

(Private)

7/21/17 5:29pm

That's why you get that Ops Checked before you go live.

BYUSwoop

7/21/17 7:00pm

Have a former coworker who never did the post procedure testing and was still

BYUtka

7/21/17 9:54am

Life will find a way!!!!

Mayor of Cougartown

7/21/17 9:57am

Congrats! Just think of your family as Jurassic Park. "Life finds a way!"

BYUtka

7/21/17 9:50am

Link

(Private)

7/21/17 5:30pm

RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently

zonacougar

7/21/17 9:52am

My wife's IUD failed too, but I think it was because she had it taken out without telling me.....

Santos L. Halper

7/21/17 9:57am

Did you divorce her?

The Board Genius

7/21/17 9:58am

Almost, we're still building trust. And by we I mean her

Santos L. Halper

7/21/17 10:01am

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IndependentGeorge

7/21/17 10:02am

Thousands of tries and I have never been pregnant. Being a man is 100% effective

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 10:03am

Board name checks out.

immacougar

7/21/17 10:04am

RE: Thousands of tries and I have never been pregnant. Being a man is 100%

monkeycowboy

7/21/17 10:05am

RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently

Santos L. Halper

7/21/17 10:05am

Ah crap...I don't want a vasectomy. ..

CarolinaCoug

7/21/17 10:06am

I keep trying the rhythm method, but it kind of sucks.

chilango

7/21/17 10:07am

Many moons ago my father asked me...

bluegato

7/21/17 10:16am

the rhythm of love?

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 10:17am

More like the rhythm of having babies.

chilango

7/21/17 11:06am

Never understood how that could work...tried it so many times but I mostly just

zonacougar

7/21/17 11:32am

Rythm method is not about the way you have sex. It means you don't have

CDV

7/21/17 1:05pm

RE: Rythm method is not about the way you have sex. It means you don't have

zonacougar

7/21/17 2:37pm

doh!

Jimmy Rocket

7/21/17 3:26pm

My wife and I conceived naturally zero times in 17 years, then 2x in three years

cougarmeister

7/21/17 10:07am

my brother & his wife, after 10 years of visits to the fertility Dr adopted 3...

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 10:15am

We found out when my wife said: "Come over here and feel my stomach!"

cougarmeister

7/21/17 12:17pm

Can't imagine a surprise getting any better than that.

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 2:18pm

That is freaking awesome!

Lalau

7/21/17 5:53pm

SK is the product of failed BC

slowhiteguy

7/21/17 10:08am

My wife is pregnant again

CocaColaRecovery

7/21/17 10:09am

Uh. Sorry?

slowhiteguy

7/21/17 10:10am

Chester Copperpot dupe account?

chilango

7/21/17 10:12am

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

GeauxCougs

7/21/17 10:15am

There aren't any Jerry's in our lives.

CocaColaRecovery

7/21/17 10:17am

RE: There aren't any Jerry's in our lives.

CocaColaRecovery

7/21/17 10:30am

I'm sorry, CBers get offended when people say this but... I've never seen GOT

GeauxCougs

7/21/17 10:59am

Buried response isn't going to get a ton of laughs.

byujacob

7/21/17 11:00am

RE: My wife is pregnant again

byujacob

7/21/17 10:22am

I know a guy with a botched vasectomy. He's even more potent now.

Caboom

7/21/17 10:11am

As shown by.......?

(Private)

7/21/17 8:27pm

Idk if true but I've heard after having a kid or two iuds are less reliable. My

IceCreamButt

7/21/17 10:16am

My siblings teased me for being an "accident". Once I went

soupie

7/21/17 10:23am

Haha yeah i got teased for being an accident too, it never bothered me and i

IceCreamButt

7/21/17 12:47pm

Yep I agree. It's pretty horrible. I was just trying to make light of how it can be handled.

soupie

7/21/17 1:08pm

I bought a lot of Dwight &a Church (Trojan) stock for its product. I'm happy

jamalccc

7/21/17 10:17am

Essure. It has been great.

jlm252

7/21/17 10:27am

We had 3 kids then my wife's factory broke. No extra measures needed. #blessed

byujdmba

7/21/17 10:38am

My wife has a cousin that got pregnant prior to getting married.

TriggerWarning

7/21/17 10:44am

Wow, take notes when you hang out with that part of the family, then write a

calvindyer

7/21/17 11:45am

Hey, it can happen. My wife and I washed out jeans in the same load of laundry and she got pregnant.

Santos L. Halper

7/21/17 1:03pm

You can't get gonorrhea from a tractor

Tabernacle Tech

7/21/17 1:15pm

Sounds like you aren't trying hard enough

IceCreamButt

7/21/17 1:19pm

imagine all the failed pregnancies she must have had from public hot tubs...

Probable Sacko

7/21/17 2:21pm

Vasectomies aren't perfect, but from what I have seen and heard they seem more

TheLoneCougar

7/21/17 10:49am

Vasectomies are pretty good as long as you test yourself fairly consistantly

GeauxCougs

7/21/17 11:00am

I've never heard of continual testing. I was "fixed" three years ago but the doc

TheLoneCougar

7/21/17 11:03am

You can take yearly samples in to the urologist to make sure there is no

GeauxCougs

7/21/17 8:42pm

They work for >99% of men.

IGlowInTheDark

7/21/17 11:56am

Correct, I got that one done.

TheLoneCougar

7/21/17 12:28pm

Lots of trial and hopefully no error.

cougaman

7/21/17 8:08pm

A couple in our ward gave us their crib because they were "done" and he got

frontrowcougar

7/21/17 11:03am

RE: A couple in our ward gave us their crib because they were "done" and he got

Santos L. Halper

7/21/17 1:06pm

Same with us.

BYUSwoop

7/21/17 7:06pm

We will let Russ Hanneman know!

calvindyer

7/21/17 11:11am

This needs to happen

calvindyer

7/21/17 11:13am

Our first was conceived while my wife was on the pill.

KingDave

7/21/17 12:11pm

we had a failed condom pregnancy

warp

7/21/17 12:16pm

Do returned missionaries have higher fail rates or something?

Chambana Coug

7/21/17 12:20pm

Returned or reversed?

Ty10s_WinGames

7/21/17 1:57pm

haha

warp

7/21/17 4:42pm

I'll just call you Ron Swanson

(Private)

7/21/17 5:27pm

Get gelded.

Instagrammarian

7/22/17 2:37am

My daughter was conceived on the mini pill. We expected to need fertility

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