Why do Utah parents hate their children so?

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Sep 19, 2017
4:17:56pm

Born2Fish All-American

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please utahns...stop the madness!!!!

nashty

9/19/17 2:05pm

Oh dear.

ataylor

9/19/17 2:06pm

Hey, Ripley for short...I like it.

socorny

9/19/17 2:10pm

Except it looks like they are going for Lian for short #BabyLian

Mikey

9/19/17 2:11pm

Oh yeah, just noticed that. Lian...not bad.

socorny

9/19/17 3:07pm

If pronounced the same as Ripliancum, it should sound like "LeeAnn". Not good.

Dread Pirate Westley

9/19/17 3:09pm

And he'll have to correct everyone calling him Liam his whole life.

socorny

9/19/17 3:19pm

... not good

Sea Chicken

9/19/17 4:05pm

I'd go with "Rip" for short. I new a guy named Rip. He was cool.

BleedCougarBlue2

9/20/17 10:56am

My dogs name is Rip...

CoachSpeak

9/21/17 7:28pm

Is her middle name 'ancum' by chance?

Dread Pirate Westley

9/21/17 10:20pm

Although that is ridiculous, you realize you live in CA, right? On the madness scale, 3rd gender is a billion X worse

jdub

9/19/17 2:12pm

were we talking about driver's licenses or names? geesh...each state has it's

nashty

9/19/17 2:15pm

Thought it was ironic any CA resident would call out anybody else for "madness", therefore perfectly apropos.

jdub

9/19/17 2:18pm

You're both from AZ. So we can all make fun of Utah AND CA.

mvtoro

9/19/17 6:11pm

exactly. And I don't mind swiping at AZ either.

jdub

9/19/17 6:24pm

big Rip Hamilton fans and couldn't think of a better "long" name.

smokymountainrain

9/19/17 2:12pm

not a lot of Coriaton or Isabel...

Grit for Brains

9/19/17 2:13pm

Torrie Thomas: Me fail English? Unpossible.

Division Bell

9/19/17 2:14pm

she dumb

smokymountainrain

9/19/17 2:15pm

welp that settles it, they love the Book of Mormon more than you do

Cougarealist

9/19/17 2:15pm

how do you know my kids aren't named nephi, abinidi, abish & mohanrimoriancumer?

nashty

9/19/17 2:17pm

That's a big leap. I've got this guy who names his kids BOM names and is barely active

SouthernBlueBlood

9/19/17 3:56pm

I like that she recognizes that it's a rude thing to post but only if you know

fattycoug

9/19/17 2:15pm

I agree. This is reason #5846 I hate social media and those who abuse it. Some of those responses are awful.

sakar12

9/19/17 2:21pm

If you name your kid something so dumb you deserve ridicule

TCuz

9/19/17 2:27pm

I think you're thought on this is dumb. Can you send me a happy picture of you

fattycoug

9/19/17 2:31pm

Your kids must have dumb names.

TCuz

9/19/17 2:32pm

Only possible conclusion. Couldn't be that you're a jerk and I'm kind.

fattycoug

9/19/17 2:38pm

Sounds like the parents naming their kids these horrible names are jerks

TCuz

9/19/17 2:40pm

We need more overreaction in the world. Thanks for your support in that effort.

fattycoug

9/19/17 2:43pm

bad take

riboflavin

9/19/17 2:35pm

I have a cousin who's son is named Mahonri. Absolutely not a name I'd choose for

Wedgetail

9/19/17 3:35pm

Funny that this comes from, can't construct a sentence "Torrie".

JAGA97

9/19/17 2:20pm

Whose name is one letter away from Torrid.

Division Bell

9/19/17 2:23pm

Utah is weird.

IceCreamButt

9/19/17 2:25pm

You do realize the dad is from Arizona . . . Just saying maybe it isn't Utah . .

viper

9/19/17 2:32pm

lol. it's a mormon thing. mormons are doing it everywhere.

riboflavin

9/19/17 2:34pm

It's a moron thing. Morons (of all religions) are doing it everywhere

Dread Pirate Westley

9/19/17 2:39pm

It's also a celebrity thing

doubled1981

9/19/17 2:41pm

~ Mookie

Division Bell

9/19/17 2:46pm

not in my experience at all.

nashty

9/19/17 2:51pm

Well the guy who named the baby is from Arizona, not utah

viper

9/19/17 3:58pm

It's an everybody thing. There aren't many cultures that don't have cultural

Skeptical Optimist

9/19/17 4:47pm

Wrong. Only Utah mormons are weird. Ask any non-Utah Mormon.

OPINIONS

9/19/17 5:51pm

Exactly right. Definitely not just a Utah Mormon thing.

goldy

9/20/17 11:34am

Large waters. Appropriate for a baby.

Florwood

9/19/17 2:46pm

"Utahns" ... Sounds like a lot of personal attacking.

LaVellIfIKnow

9/19/17 3:09pm

Broad attack. Whether they're guilty or not of unusual naming.

Division Bell

9/19/17 3:13pm

UT > NJ

LaVellIfIKnow

9/19/17 3:17pm

you don't understand what "personal" means then

nashty

9/19/17 3:20pm

Personal, group... Either way the rules are applied the same way.

crazY

9/19/17 3:22pm

The CB rule on group attacks states:

kalifi

9/19/17 3:43pm

LOL...ok...i'll remember this every time all you do the exact same thing. LOL

nashty

9/19/17 3:45pm

You make a good point. We probably all could remember that when posting.

Disco LaFleur

9/19/17 3:49pm

I would argue the same about you

jdub

9/19/17 3:33pm

"i can join in laughing at the names"...except that's not what you did. you

nashty

9/19/17 3:45pm

Not true at all. I did mention how ridiculous that name is (right there in the subject)

jdub

9/19/17 3:59pm

Oh, and on the "but fell short" 2 POTDs and 5 th'ups might suggest that at least a few others found it funny

jdub

9/19/17 4:02pm

um...ds7 is one of the 2 POTD's...i'm sorry this doesn't help your case.

nashty

9/19/17 6:24pm

Sounds like a personal attack.

LaVellIfIKnow

9/19/17 7:49pm

jdub, maybe you should call the FBI or something. That is what petty people do

Ozymandias

9/19/17 5:00pm

care to write the check to reimburse me my losses that day?

nashty

9/19/17 6:23pm

Care to reimburse your clients for the time you spend here?

crazY

9/20/17 12:06pm

Re: "the severity of what happened that day to me (the actual victim)

Icecat

9/20/17 11:49pm

I got the hammer once calling liberals wackos....sooo...what's the diff?

Borg

9/19/17 3:40pm

He will be one of those "Pastafarian's" who wear colanders on their heads for the DL picture

Bonoman

9/19/17 4:14pm

Why do Utah parents hate their children so?

Born2Fish

9/19/17 4:17pm

I was almost Shadrach. So happy I avoided that.

ponys

9/19/17 4:39pm

My grandmas old dog was named Shadrach.

ByuImaginesDragons

9/21/17 12:02am

I'm not sure I could muster up a big enough "Meh." to adequately satisfy the

RebelScum

9/19/17 7:30pm

So they're gonna call him Rip basically

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