playing football at BYU over those other schools. Youl’ll notice that I’m here tonight and nobody else is waiting outside. Won’t be tomorrow night either. Or the next.

You see, they are still practicing, gonna play in a bowl game somewhere that you don’t even want to visit.

At BYU, we used to play in those bowl games, but not anymore. We respect the true family traditions of Christmas at home with the family. If you you decide to sign on with us, you will be able to spend the Holidays here in East Pinesap every year, instead of places you can only dream about, like Shreveport.