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Mar 22, 2024
3:33:02pm

VenomFarmer All-American

This is more of a joke thread.

But it sounds like you must own a car dealership or something they would actually want.

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VenomFarmer

Previous username: ditch
Bio page: VenomFarmer
Joined: Jan 16, 2006
Last login: May 14, 2024
Total posts: 7,720 (130 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

If you could use your professional work as NIL benefits what would that be?

Mar 22, 2:23pm

If they spill hazardous substances I can represent them in court.

MountainJ84

Mar 22, 2:26pm

If they want to start a call center, I can get them killer PBX systems or toll

fbguru

Mar 22, 2:28pm

If you get a great contract, I can take part of that

Archaea

Mar 22, 2:32pm

I could give them their education for free…oh wait, they already get that

Rexy Coug

Mar 22, 2:33pm

I can help them see the world, meet new and interesting people and kill them

byujag

Mar 22, 2:36pm

RE: I can help them see the world, meet new and interesting people and kill them

yahtzee

Mar 22, 2:58pm

I guess free snake venom to use however they want.

VenomFarmer

Mar 22, 2:42pm

I could do their homework for them… wait that already happens

BaseCoug

Mar 22, 2:44pm

I could walk the runway wearing Trey Stewart's fashion creations

yahtzee

Mar 22, 2:57pm

Heck no, I do work to get paid, not to pay other people to play games

Gustav

Mar 22, 3:18pm

This is more of a joke thread.

VenomFarmer

Mar 22, 3:33pm

Discount Ozempic for their fat little girlfriends

UCLACoug

Mar 22, 4:02pm

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