"She is really pretty, I mean, way prettier than I am...she seems really nice and down to earth." Pauses for effect, "Do you wish you were with her instead of me? Be honest!"

I know she's trying to egg me on, so after thinking something along the lines of "Son of a ____!", I tried to get out of it by saying, "No, she's not a member of the church. Why, do you wish you were with him?" She responds, truthfully, "I would never want to be married to someone famous, so no, but come on, if you throw religion and morals out the window, wouldn't you want to be with someone like her?"

I'm still hearing about this two days later.