After looking at the following links posted by Ron Mexico, this has gone much too far!
http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=7235811
http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=7232279

Now, I'm not offended because I happen to be a Utah fan who has never had an alcoholic beverage and this rag implies all Ute fans party like this. That I can can look past. But what I cannot look past is this: no one shotguns beers wearing a snuggie. No One! That is the most offensive, unnecessary pot shot I've ever seen. Also, the Utah fans are drinking Budweiser and what looks like the Millers hidden in my grandpa's garage. No one under the age of 65 drinks miller. If this was a real Utah party, there would be a keg and some cans of PBR.

Obviously, the editor of that pathetic paper is a byu fan trying to make Utah fans look bad. I'm just impressed that someone caught the correct spelling of "Ute" on the front page to make it look more official. "Party like a Yewt" would have been too obvious.

You can go on using this article as rivalry smack (and with good cause) but as for me and my house, we are going to call a spade a spade and make sure to write this off as nothing more than more satire garbage brought to you by the Salt Lake Tribune, the worst fish wrap printed. This is the same "news" organization that thinks Lya deserves to be a beat writer for someone besides Kearns high. Once again the trib (who appears to be the parent company of now in Salt Lake) shows its true colors by taking a shot at Utah. The anti-Utah media is amazing sometimes.

So enjoy, but really you should feel guilty for taking such joy in the misery of others. Won't you please think of he ALUF children? What did they ever do to Max Hall's mom to deserve this treatment.

*Here is where many people end their "I'm offended" posts with "Now I'll get off of my soapbox," but I rather enjoy the view from on my soapbox so I will not be getting off of it. Good day