Cougfan-on-ninth can't do much more than scold. He's a virtuoso at scolding.
Johnny could only sing one note
And the note he sings was this
Ah!
Poor Johnny one-note
sang out with "gusto"
And just overlorded the place
Poor Johnny one-note
yelled willy nilly
Until he was bleu in the face
For holding one note was his ace
http://www.lorenzhart.org/onenote.htm