When did this "fandom" of the Red Sox and Patriots start? I'm sure your mission probably conveniently coincided with 2004 ish which were the most successful years in Boston sports history.
I have been a Red Sox Fan and Patriots fan since before they were "relevant"... I watched them when they sucked and didn't go cheer for the more successful "relevant" team (the Yankees) which is exactly what you are doing with the yewts.
You sir are a "pink hatter"...
Now take your pink hat and got cheer for your precious yewties and don't you dare call yourself a red sox or patriots fan. You don't have the heartache equity that us real fans have put into it and instead just show up for the good times and leave when things start going poorly.