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Feb 22, 2019
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dadofkhec
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What's another way of saying "my 1st wife" without sounding like a polygamist?
Ragnar Danneskjold
$4,000,000 #neverforget
2/22/19 3:20pm
Tagged for Manti and MidnightVersion.
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:21pm
My first wife?
TNT
2/22/19 3:21pm
When you say it out loud, "1st" and "first" sound the same. You're totally unhelpful.
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:22pm
Oh fine. Ignore the advice. Last time TNT helps a Californian
TNT
2/22/19 3:23pm
Hey, we help YOU. Because we're progressive and all...
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:24pm
Sorry. TNT doesn't need insurance. Ignored!
TNT
2/22/19 3:25pm
*TNT's first wife
couldge
2/22/19 5:47pm
Talk to non-Mormons--problem solved
James Halpert
2/22/19 3:22pm
Divorced or dead?
LaserCoug
2/22/19 3:22pm
I could tell you, but I would be suspended.
777
2/22/19 3:22pm
I'll grant you a one-time immunity...
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:27pm
Ex or late depending on the situation.
Mister P
2/22/19 3:23pm
My ex wife. Say "my ex wife from my first marriage" if you have multiple exes
cougaman
2/22/19 3:23pm
ex, previous, former, deceased
Thrill
2/22/19 3:24pm
I'm still married to her, and always plan to be.
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:25pm
My wife. Why clarify that she is your first wife?
Archaea
2/22/19 3:26pm
I want to be clear she was my first.
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:26pm
"my first and only wife"?
StarMan
2/22/19 3:32pm
Call her your high school sweetheart and wife. Nobody will have to guess.
Archaea
2/22/19 11:30pm
My wife?
byuluvr
2/22/19 3:26pm
RE: I'm still married to her, and always plan to be.
Thrill
2/22/19 3:33pm
The love of my life and the wife of my youth.
Blue Print
2/22/19 4:28pm
They why not just "my wife?"
Plato
2/22/19 5:40pm
Are you divorced?
Archaea
2/22/19 3:25pm
"this is my #1 wife."
RyneK
2/22/19 3:28pm
Still sounds kind of polygamist-y.
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:29pm
This is my first and only wife
RyneK
2/22/19 3:35pm
Ex or late
Mr. Belding
2/22/19 3:29pm
Starter wife.
Kauai
2/22/19 3:30pm
Introduce her based on her household duty. Cook, cleaner, teacher, cute one, etc
Manti
2/22/19 3:30pm
"She's the one that sleeps in my bed........... for now..."
Ragnar Danneskjold
2/22/19 3:41pm
easy. Your "sister wife."
buckeyecougarguy
2/22/19 3:30pm
Who would interpret that as polygamist-y? Are you dressed polygamist-y?
toukokuu
2/22/19 3:32pm
The old ball and chain
dadofkhec
2/22/19 3:33pm
#onlyinUtahproblems
mudpupper
2/22/19 3:34pm
Drop your name: Warren Jeffs. Might help.
buckeyecougarguy
2/22/19 3:46pm
I just live with it. My first wife my second wife. I am hoping #3 is the magic
DJROSS
2/22/19 3:47pm
THE wife. Big emphasis on that first word.
Breaded Hamster
2/22/19 3:49pm
RE: What's another way of saying "my 1st wife" without sounding like a
Funke
2/22/19 6:56pm
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