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Feb 22, 2019
3:49:39pm

Breaded Hamster All-American

THE wife. Big emphasis on that first word.

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Breaded Hamster

Previous username: CougarW8
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Joined: Oct 26, 2007
Last login: May 7, 2024
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What's another way of saying "my 1st wife" without sounding like a polygamist?

Ragnar Danneskjold $4,000,000 #neverforget

2/22/19 3:20pm

Tagged for Manti and MidnightVersion.

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:21pm

My first wife?

TNT

2/22/19 3:21pm

When you say it out loud, "1st" and "first" sound the same. You're totally unhelpful.

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:22pm

Oh fine. Ignore the advice. Last time TNT helps a Californian

TNT

2/22/19 3:23pm

Hey, we help YOU. Because we're progressive and all...

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:24pm

Sorry. TNT doesn't need insurance. Ignored!

TNT

2/22/19 3:25pm

*TNT's first wife

couldge

2/22/19 5:47pm

Talk to non-Mormons--problem solved

2/22/19 3:22pm

Divorced or dead?

LaserCoug

2/22/19 3:22pm

I could tell you, but I would be suspended.

777

2/22/19 3:22pm

I'll grant you a one-time immunity...

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:27pm

Ex or late depending on the situation.

Mister P

2/22/19 3:23pm

My ex wife. Say "my ex wife from my first marriage" if you have multiple exes

cougaman

2/22/19 3:23pm

ex, previous, former, deceased

Thrill

2/22/19 3:24pm

I'm still married to her, and always plan to be.

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:25pm

My wife. Why clarify that she is your first wife?

Archaea

2/22/19 3:26pm

I want to be clear she was my first.

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:26pm

"my first and only wife"?

StarMan

2/22/19 3:32pm

Call her your high school sweetheart and wife. Nobody will have to guess.

Archaea

2/22/19 11:30pm

My wife?

byuluvr

2/22/19 3:26pm

RE: I'm still married to her, and always plan to be.

Thrill

2/22/19 3:33pm

The love of my life and the wife of my youth.

Blue Print

2/22/19 4:28pm

They why not just "my wife?"

Plato

2/22/19 5:40pm

Are you divorced?

Archaea

2/22/19 3:25pm

"this is my #1 wife."

RyneK

2/22/19 3:28pm

Still sounds kind of polygamist-y.

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:29pm

This is my first and only wife

RyneK

2/22/19 3:35pm

Ex or late

Mr. Belding

2/22/19 3:29pm

Starter wife.

Kauai

2/22/19 3:30pm

Introduce her based on her household duty. Cook, cleaner, teacher, cute one, etc

Manti

2/22/19 3:30pm

"She's the one that sleeps in my bed........... for now..."

Ragnar Danneskjold

2/22/19 3:41pm

easy. Your "sister wife."

buckeyecougarguy

2/22/19 3:30pm

Who would interpret that as polygamist-y? Are you dressed polygamist-y?

toukokuu

2/22/19 3:32pm

The old ball and chain

dadofkhec

2/22/19 3:33pm

#onlyinUtahproblems

mudpupper

2/22/19 3:34pm

Drop your name: Warren Jeffs. Might help.

buckeyecougarguy

2/22/19 3:46pm

I just live with it. My first wife my second wife. I am hoping #3 is the magic

DJROSS

2/22/19 3:47pm

THE wife. Big emphasis on that first word.

Breaded Hamster

2/22/19 3:49pm

RE: What's another way of saying "my 1st wife" without sounding like a

Funke

2/22/19 6:56pm

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