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Nov 27, 2019
11:11:24am

2FarGone No One of Consequence

Also, I give myself one.

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2FarGone

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Need to give Christmas bonuses next week to employees . . .

El Paso Coug

11/27/19 10:09am

Hello. It is me, your employee. You have lost my direct deposit info. Pls BM me.

TCuz

11/27/19 10:11am

Get back to work and stay off cougarboard.

johnnybyu

11/27/19 10:25am

Have no idea what standard is, but good for you for doing this for employees

Linescratcher

11/27/19 10:12am

that is the standard

BlueFrog

11/27/19 10:12am

That's pretty generious IMHO.

mudpupper

11/27/19 10:12am

We got a Turkey

rggee

11/27/19 10:13am

Holy crap! That is awesome and very generous. Of course the largest bonus any of my employers have given is $50

byuluvr

11/27/19 10:14am

Dang. I remember that one time in 1997 when I got a Christmas bonus

Pro Logic

11/27/19 10:16am

The closest I've gotten are Christmas dinners/parties.

HuskerFan2

11/27/19 11:03am

El Paso Coug:

Philosoraptor

11/27/19 10:16am

What are your employees used to getting?

mobomanjoe

11/27/19 10:19am

Some years I've only been able to bonus equal to one paycheck . . .

El Paso Coug

11/27/19 10:25am

Extremely tough.

BR549

11/27/19 12:58pm

My boss gives me a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

RalphWiggam

11/27/19 10:21am

I'd greatly appreciate that.

TheismanHill1911

11/27/19 10:21am

I got a box of assorted nuts one year. That certainly lowered my expectations

GRCoug

11/27/19 10:22am

I've never worked where a Christmas bonus was a thing...

Tokolosh

11/27/19 10:23am

Same

snowbird

11/27/19 10:29am

Go away

Iki_Balam

11/27/19 7:49pm

You may need to find a hobby or take a break from CB.

Tokolosh

11/27/19 7:58pm

You could go to a Ute fanboard, just sayin'

Iki_Balam

11/27/19 10:51pm

I can also stay here. Just sayin’

Tokolosh

11/28/19 5:21am

Is this their annual bonus or something in addition to their annual bonus?

Ozymandias

11/27/19 10:23am

It's their only bonus for the year. I guess I could call it a year end bonus

El Paso Coug

11/27/19 10:26am

Then I think you are probably a bit on the lower end as a full month salary is

Ozymandias

11/27/19 10:29am

We used to just get a book every year. Now we just get a card, nothing more.

CopperLix

11/27/19 10:24am

I think they'd enjoy a memebership in the Jello of the Month Club more.

PhilPete

11/27/19 10:25am

You serious Clark?

hoydis

11/27/19 10:27am

This is what I always do. My employees love it!

Blue2thebone

11/27/19 10:53am

That’s the gift that keeps on giving

Nuke

11/27/19 12:08pm

Depends on industry and location. Energy industry in Houston uses a different scale.

Texas Hammer

11/27/19 10:26am

Mine’s about like a week’s pay... It’s in my list of top things to negotiate

JollyGreenGiant

11/27/19 10:27am

EPC, you are a hero. I'll never forget the year I got a bonus of like $3.65 and a piece of Wal mart fried chicken.

shimmy

11/27/19 10:27am

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Buffalo

11/27/19 10:28am

Every employee got $1000 bonuses this year at my company. Pretty happy with that

WhirleyPop

11/27/19 10:29am

Never got a Christmas bonus (unless this is the yearly peformance bonus).

cruiserhead

11/27/19 10:32am

I’m retiring next month after 35 years and have never received a Christmas bonus

ColoSpgs

11/27/19 10:35am

That’s just wrong and sad

BR549

11/27/19 12:59pm

Not complaining; it's been a fabulous ride

ColoSpgs

11/27/19 3:54pm

John?

Gerald-DeGroot

11/27/19 10:43am

Do you think you could have a chat with my boss?

El Careeb

11/27/19 10:44am

That sounds like it should be sufficient for their needs

Sir_Ten

11/27/19 10:46am

El Paso is employer of the year!!

byukarl

11/27/19 10:49am

Most have ended Christmas bonuses?

2FarGone

11/27/19 10:57am

Yes, I believe most have ended Christmas bonuses. But much of that is now performance bonuses...

Tokolosh

11/27/19 11:01am

I give both and the Christmas one has nothing to do with performance

2FarGone

11/27/19 11:04am

You will have a revolt if you do this, especially now, right before Christmas.

Ozymandias

11/27/19 11:09am

Or be an awesome outlier that is great to work for.

Tokolosh

11/27/19 11:09am

I was kidding, it isn't going away

2FarGone

11/27/19 11:11am

I’d recommended a 1 year membership to the Jelly of the month club

Nuke

11/27/19 12:07pm

Good for you. We do Christmas bonuses also for everyone. Always have always

BR549

11/27/19 1:03pm

Meanwhile, I just barely had to agree to new terms and conditions regarding my

UberDeek

11/27/19 1:03pm

Very generous. Probably should tie it to some team goal though

VballDad

11/27/19 4:00pm

Jelly of the month subscription. Very generous of you.

Dr MoBYU

11/27/19 4:10pm

Work for myself my entire life. Never got a Christmas bonus. What you are

chazen

11/27/19 6:25pm

I’d say your a pretty generous boss.

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