You're supposed to say "touche". Funny thing is that I mentioned this very thing

Jan 7, 2020
3:04:27pm

Von Cougarschnauzer Contributor

2 days ago to my wife when a car in front of us had a "Dr. Joel" license plate. I always thought walking around the grocery store in your scrubs was enough of a flex.

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Von Cougarschnauzer

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In your book, for what minor offenses is there a special place in hell?

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:44am

Not cleaning up after your dog.

BYUtka

1/7/20 10:45am

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Dynasty1

1/7/20 11:00am

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bassiley

1/8/20 2:03pm

People that re-rack weights incorrectly at the gym.

DKN

1/7/20 10:46am

and don't wipe down their equipment

squidmark

1/7/20 10:47am

I could not care less about that because the gym I go to has employees who routinely wipe everything down.

DKN

1/7/20 10:48am

Wipe down.... you mean redistribution nastiness evenly on the machine?

kotacoug

1/7/20 10:49am

This. I roll my eyes at the people who feel smug from smearing sweat

DirtyWater

1/7/20 10:52am

Yep. much better to splash down in a pool of someone else's sweat.

squidmark

1/7/20 10:53am

wet/dry is a different issue. towels are proper gym equipment.

DirtyWater

1/7/20 11:10am

People who slowly drift into the left turn lane and stay halfway in traffic

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:46am

People who don't return their shopping cart to the corral.

Slim

1/7/20 10:46am

Darn! I was just about to type that.

jdub

1/7/20 10:47am

When people do this in front of me I walk over and return their cart for them and hope they see a non employee cleaning

Slim

1/7/20 10:49am

You don’t care about the store employees job? If wveryone

kotacoug

1/7/20 10:51am

^^^evil

jdub

1/7/20 10:52am

I used to push carts as a second job while at BYU. Their job is to return carts from the corral to the store. Not to

Slim

1/7/20 10:53am

RE: I used to push carts as a second job while at BYU. Their job is to return

kotacoug

1/7/20 11:50am

I always put my cart away, but then go around and kick people's cars, so they

fredgarvin

1/7/20 11:51am

I actually like that because then I can return the shopping carts for them

Belboz

1/7/20 10:50am

People get paid to do that. You are stealing their work. There is a special

CougarAndMerlin

1/7/20 10:55am

Again. I used to get paid to do this. Their job is to return carts from the corral. Not to clean up after lazy people.

Slim

1/7/20 10:57am

RE: Again. I used to get paid to do this. Their job is to return carts from the

DirtyWater

1/7/20 11:27am

I did it as well and I agree. Our job was to take carts from the returns and take them into the store.

byuluvr

1/7/20 11:36am

I'm going to burn in hades for sure then

Pro Logic

1/7/20 10:57am

I used to call that "barking" because people put two wheels in the bark or gravel. It's still wrong.

Slim

1/7/20 10:58am

Members that leave just before chairs, mopping and putting away table starts.

El Fuego

1/7/20 10:47am

People that call the passing lane "the fast lane".

mik3

1/7/20 10:47am

Really, what is wrong with those people?

Belboz

1/7/20 10:47am

RE: Really, what is wrong with those people?

jdub

1/7/20 10:48am

I'll actually forgive them in that case because it's more figurative, I think

Belboz

1/7/20 10:50am

People who stand on the left on the moving sidewalk

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:48am

Same people that camp in the #1 lane.

valcorger

1/7/20 11:07am

Fancy car drivers who take up two parking spaces to protect their car.

bluecheese

1/7/20 10:48am

I don't mind as long as it's in the back of a large parking lot. Taking up two premium spaces is dumb

Slim

1/7/20 10:50am

People who spit gum on the sidewalk

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:49am

Or in a urinal that has a trap so it won't flush down.

jdub

1/7/20 10:50am

Or people who chew gum with their mouth open

ldssdl

1/7/20 10:50am

while giving a talk in church

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:53am

People that take dogs on planes and in restaurants (non service)

franklyvulgar

1/7/20 10:49am

People who wait for their luggage right next to the carousel. Just back up 10 feet

Baron

1/7/20 10:50am

I hang back 6 feet and then someone comes and stands right in front of me. Sigh

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:54am

The guy who speeds up when you signal to change lanes, Comfort Animals on Planes

dk4

1/7/20 10:50am

People in the aisle who don't stand up when the plane arrives at the jetway.

Baron

1/7/20 10:50am

People on their phones at stoplights and are oblivious when the light changes.

Tonto

1/7/20 10:52am

People who honk the second the light turns green. Yes it’s green

kotacoug

1/7/20 10:54am

It's a courtesy honk. You don't have to take it in a mean way.

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:55am

People who immediately stand up and push their way forward once the plane stops

maxpowers

1/7/20 10:52am

Also people who wait at the front for general boarding to be called.

OPINIONS

1/7/20 11:21am

Ooh, good one! I mostly blame the airlines for having really dumb boarding

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:53am

City planners and stupid red lights when no one is around.

Joel Tilton

1/7/20 10:52am

This thread is awful. I try to not be bothered by people.

Belboz

1/7/20 10:52am

Dog people

supertux

1/7/20 10:52am

RE: Dog people

Belboz

1/7/20 10:53am

RE: Dog people

Philosoraptor

1/7/20 11:24am

Bad pet owners yes. Dog people? That's pretty much all the cool people here.

ditch

1/7/20 1:01pm

I think he means werewolves...

NVCougar

1/8/20 6:34pm

People texting on their phones during a movie

franklyvulgar

1/7/20 10:53am

Bad pet owners

RexIdaCoug

1/7/20 10:53am

The worst.

kotacoug

1/7/20 10:54am

People who fail to train them not to assault every person who comes to the house

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 10:57am

Well, I guess so but if I walk into another person's house

Belboz

1/7/20 11:12am

* Pet owners. j/k - don't freak out on me

COCoug

1/7/20 11:05am

People who park in no parking zone right in front store

MajorZeus

1/7/20 1:17pm

"Pet" owners or owners of stupid dogs? Cats rule.

BlueNtheFace

1/7/20 5:15pm

Leapfrog drivers. Comparing them to scum is an insult to scum.

Corn Pop

1/7/20 10:53am

What is a leapfrog driver?

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:03am

I assume it's people on the open road who can't consistently pick a speed.

fredgarvin

1/7/20 11:54am

Bishopric members who say "page number" instead of "hymn number".

Kilgore Trout

1/7/20 10:54am

RE: Bishopric members who say "page number" instead of "hymn number".

DirtyWater

1/7/20 10:56am

Those are the same people who say En-sun/En-sin instead of En-sign.

BYUtka

1/7/20 10:58am

I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.

Baron

1/7/20 10:59am

RE: I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.

BYUtka

1/7/20 11:03am

Wow, and you also drive slow in the passing lane? Are you a sadist?

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:06am

RE: Wow, and you also drive slow in the passing lane? Are you a sadist?

Baron

1/7/20 11:13am

RE: I do that on purpose. Saying page number is a small pleasure in my life.

Kilgore Trout

1/7/20 11:09am

ALUFs

dadofkhec

1/7/20 10:54am

Cafe Rio and Panda Express employees who put meat on your plate, then take some

Nikomedes

1/7/20 10:54am

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zerigke

1/7/20 2:28pm

Happened to me just a week ago. I almost walked out with the whole family.

Joe Banks

1/8/20 9:42am

People who touch the thermostat.

scootsy

1/7/20 10:54am

People who talk on the phone while using a public restroom

Jesse Pinkman

1/7/20 10:54am

People that don't know how to move in a crowded shopping area (e.g., Costco).

flavordave

1/7/20 10:55am

The Costco Exit Mosey is an abomination

jdub

1/7/20 10:57am

I'm not really sure that this qualifies as a "minor" offense, but people who

BoiseBlue

1/7/20 10:55am

Or guys who stand up to pee in a public bathroom stall and leave the toilet seat

credible HULK

1/7/20 10:57am

Smacking/popping gum

Pro Logic

1/7/20 10:56am

People who take infants/toddlers with them to Hawaii who scream on the plane the whole time and look absolutely

TheLoneCougar

1/7/20 10:57am

Angry Dad repeating "3 seconds in the lane" at a 2nd GRADE GIRLS bball game.

ProvoSoprano

1/7/20 10:58am

Ha! I'm living that now, except with 1st graders. Parents of kids from 1st to

marticorp

1/7/20 2:18pm

People who don’t use their turn signal

Hank Rearden

1/7/20 10:59am

In Oklahoma and Texas it's legal if your pickup is big enough.

Kilgore Trout

1/7/20 11:11am

people who make jokes about, umm... plugs.

Belboz

1/7/20 11:00am

RE: people who make jokes about, umm... plugs.

jdub

1/7/20 11:04am

Terrible/aloof parents who think their kids are just "precocious"

foofcoug

1/7/20 11:01am

CBers who troll dog people

supertux

1/7/20 11:07am

People who seem to be doing all their banking at drive up ATM's.

CouchPotato

1/7/20 11:07am

RE: People who seem to be doing all their banking at drive up ATM's.

franklyvulgar

1/7/20 11:08am

People that schedule to see your home for sale, and then fail to inform you

Faceman

1/7/20 11:15am

People who wait until they are in the drop off lane at school to have a 5 minute

Troy McClure

1/7/20 11:15am

Oh and diesels who parallel drive in both lanes of a two way road

Troy McClure

1/7/20 11:17am

Or the guy who stops midway through the drop-off lane instead of pulling all the

fredgarvin

1/7/20 11:56am

Salesmen who knock despite a No Soliciting sign.

Albuq_Coug

1/7/20 11:16am

People who take a full shopping cart into the self-checkout line.

OPINIONS

1/7/20 11:17am

Parents who's kids are a-holes at public playgrounds and they ignore them.

OPINIONS

1/7/20 11:20am

People at Church who just let their kids wander multiple times a mtg. and then

Thrill

1/7/20 11:21am

Other people's wandering kids don't bother me a bit.

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:23am

I'm more bothered by kids from families that join my pew.

OPINIONS

1/7/20 11:26am

The kids don't bother me, it's the oblivious parents who let it happen over and

Thrill

1/7/20 11:27am

So its the noisiness, not the wandering?

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:32am

Parents who allow regular disruptive behavior without action; all of it.

Thrill

1/7/20 11:38am

We had a family like that in our ward who lived about a year ago.

Eddie

1/7/20 11:43am

Engineers/product designers that use special screws that require a trip to Home

Thrill

1/7/20 11:23am

People who send others to save tables while they wait in a long line to order.

OPINIONS

1/7/20 11:23am

People who pass you on the freeway, then slow down slower than you were going

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 11:24am

People who don't zipper merge on Pioneer Crossing.

zerigke

1/7/20 11:29am

I make sure I pass that 'merge' in the left lane.

hooscoug

1/7/20 12:07pm

People at the self checkout with a massive cart full of stuff.

Philosoraptor

1/7/20 11:29am

People who write Utahan instead of Utahn. Or say Nevahdah.

Florwood

1/7/20 11:31am

How about people who say "Nucular" (Nuclear), or "hunerd" (Hundred)

zerigke

1/7/20 11:35am

People who say "Triantula" instead of "Tarantula"

ditch

1/7/20 1:08pm

Harleys. World's loudest way of saying "I suffer from erectile dysfunction"

spinner

1/7/20 11:46am

People who say I second when they should say me.

TheWoodman

1/7/20 11:49am

People who stop at the bottom/top of an escalator to look around.

Thrill

1/7/20 11:50am

People who flick their cigarette butts onto the streets and sidewalks.

BrutusBuckeye

1/7/20 12:02pm

Especially lit ones- signed "Australia" (on fire)

ditch

1/7/20 1:10pm

Irresponsible dog owners

gurt

1/7/20 12:02pm

People who drop healthy people off right at the front doors of a grocery store

hooscoug

1/7/20 12:03pm

People who block the shopping lanes talking to their friend at Costco.

coolblue

1/7/20 12:25pm

THIS! And who spend time at the free samples like it's a sit-down restaurant,

squidmark

1/7/20 12:42pm

Hey. I waited 15 minutes for that sample. I'm going to savor every morsel.

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 12:57pm

People who give their groceries elbow room on the check-out conveyor.

DomCasual

1/7/20 12:36pm

golfers who take 10 minutes to look for their ball in the tree's

Chazz Reinhold

1/7/20 12:50pm

In the tree's what?

jdub

1/7/20 1:00pm

I'll add to that.

DomCasual

1/7/20 1:16pm

People who put Air/germ/bacteria blowers in public restrooms instead of paper

BYUtka

1/7/20 12:53pm

Yes! Cause then there are no paper towels to use to open the door

zerigke

1/7/20 2:38pm

People who litter. It's disgraceful.

ditch

1/7/20 1:12pm

People at church that think it's cute when their kid gets up to give a testimony

zerigke

1/7/20 2:29pm

Their kid?

DomCasual

1/7/20 3:55pm

People who don’t respect the passing lane. Neighbors who rev their engines and

Gerald-DeGroot

1/7/20 2:32pm

People in line at a fast food joint who wait until they reach the register...

Eddie

1/7/20 2:41pm

Doctors who put "Dr..." on their license plates and social media handles

Von Cougarschnauzer

1/7/20 2:50pm

hey now!

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 3:00pm

You're supposed to say "touche". Funny thing is that I mentioned this very thing

Von Cougarschnauzer

1/7/20 3:04pm

I walk around the grocery store with a scalpel and cut people that bring too

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 3:06pm

I don't have a problem with that

Von Cougarschnauzer

1/7/20 3:08pm

Equally bad is he who puts "John Doe, MBA" in his email signature. That's just

Von Cougarschnauzer

1/7/20 3:06pm

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Von Cougarschnauzer

1/7/20 2:56pm

How else do you expect one to assert their dominance and claim that seat?

BYUtka

1/7/20 3:34pm

Neighbors who don't rake up their leaves, leading to a bunch of their leaves

zerigke

1/7/20 3:40pm

Sorry!

frontrowcougar

1/7/20 3:56pm

Members of the Church who hate BYU

Zenoch

1/7/20 4:07pm

OP said "minor" offenses.

BYUtka

1/7/20 4:11pm

Yeah, I thought of that - but it still needed to be said

Zenoch

1/7/20 5:35pm

Wow hell is a big place....

JohnnyC

1/7/20 8:35pm

Nope, just lots of people. Very crowded. That is why it is so bad.

BYUtka

1/8/20 2:17pm

People with a PhD who call themselves "Dr."

Goliath

1/7/20 10:04pm

Slow drivers camped in the left lane.

Mitty

1/7/20 10:54pm

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