“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

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May 27, 2020
12:17:01pm

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Since yesterday was the Office quotes now lets do Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec

Gente_Boa

5/27/20 11:58am

History began on July 4, 1776-everything that happened before that was a mistake

rotorhead

5/27/20 12:05pm

RE: Since yesterday was the Office quotes now lets do Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec

cougfanblue

5/27/20 12:09pm

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

bag

5/27/20 12:17pm

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about

bag

5/27/20 12:18pm

This one is my all time favorite Ron Swanson quote.

sgriff

5/27/20 12:35pm

This has potential for me to implement. I modified his Crying is OK in 2 places

Osteotome

5/27/20 12:49pm

“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

bag

5/27/20 12:19pm

“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose

BYUHawk

5/27/20 12:21pm

RE: Since yesterday was the Office quotes now lets do Ron Swanson from Parks and

BYUHawk

5/27/20 12:31pm

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was

BYU1982

5/27/20 12:32pm

This has always been the penultimate Swanson quote for me

Bonoman

5/27/20 12:57pm

Yikes - what's the one quote you dislike more than that?

cougarsnooty

5/27/20 1:30pm

I have a permit

BYUHawk

5/27/20 12:32pm

“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk,

BYU1982

5/27/20 12:33pm

Ron Swanson approaches his barbers open casket shares his final thoughts with

BYU1982

5/27/20 12:37pm

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Jimo Dashen

5/27/20 12:46pm

The Art Show speech

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