Don't want to turn the light on and wake up at 3am

May 12, 2021
5:48:47pm

WorfoSAUR All-American

Except the one time I actually did turn the lights on and stood up, a baby scorpion popped out from under my squatty potty. I didn't go back to sleep that night.

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WorfoSAUR

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Messages

Author

Time

POLL: Do you sit down to pee?

TADOW

5/12/21 5:35pm

When my wife is around

BYULAWGUY

5/12/21 5:36pm

Makes it easier to browse CB

KingDave

5/12/21 5:37pm

Weak stream?

JuicyJam

5/12/21 5:38pm

Fear of dropping my phone in the toilet

KingDave

5/12/21 5:40pm

Diapers?

BlueNtheFace

5/12/21 5:41pm

That’s my CB time.

StalwartBraveTrue

5/12/21 5:38pm

smartphones risk ending up in a bag of rice if you always stand.

Cougarclaw

5/12/21 5:39pm

At nighttime when I’m tired.

spugeddy24

5/12/21 5:39pm

Don't want to turn the light on and wake up at 3am

WorfoSAUR

5/12/21 5:48pm

See. Always a bad idea to turn the light on

spugeddy24

5/12/21 5:49pm

My first pee of the day (early morning) is almost always sitting. It helps

m0resn0w

5/12/21 5:49pm

Had a buddy in HS, he and his brothers were raised to pee sitting down. It was a little joke we'd kid him about. Then

ChinaFan

5/12/21 6:56pm

Only in the middle of the night when the lights are off.

lightmann

5/12/21 5:39pm

Standing up is gross. I don’t want to clean the splashes up. Easier to sit.

Graystation

5/12/21 5:42pm

No, I'm a man.

Jeffacka

5/12/21 5:44pm

But are you 40?

Magathis

5/12/21 5:45pm

I get the reference, but 40 is in the rearview mirror.

Jeffacka

5/12/21 5:53pm

RE: I get the reference, but 40 is in the rearview mirror.

Magathis

5/12/21 5:54pm

Correct answer. ha ha

Trent

5/12/21 5:47pm

If I’m on the phone yeah

CougarHut

5/12/21 5:47pm

I studied for my HAM radio licenses when I sat on the pot

BYULAWGUY

5/12/21 5:51pm

Only if I'm already sitting down doing my other business.

byuluvr

5/12/21 5:55pm

For those of us with large ... volumes of liquid discharged from high up,

Spine

5/12/21 5:58pm

Wow you really can’t pee standing up without urinating on your legs?

Junior Deputy

5/12/21 6:03pm

No, that's the splashback. Lots of volume dropped from a high place causes

Spine

5/12/21 6:11pm

I'd like to think it falls faster. I'm helping gravity a bit

Darzog

5/12/21 6:26pm

Unlike you, some of us are dropping volume from low places.

WDaddy

5/12/21 6:55pm

My SIL taught her two sons to pee sitting down.

HiLife

5/12/21 6:49pm

Not at urinals. Not anymore.

brj8

5/12/21 7:00pm

I stand. Can't stand the feeling of having a body part submerged in toilet water

CoogsCoogs85

5/12/21 7:10pm

so what, you have a lifter for when you take a dump? or do you use that body part as a stir stick?\

ChinaFan

5/12/21 7:19pm

I wear the underwear you just pull the trap door to each side...

CoogsCoogs85

5/12/21 7:42pm

I’m a man, so no.

pegushin

5/12/21 7:22pm

RE: POLL: Do you sit down to pee?

valcorger

5/12/21 7:24pm

Only if I aspire to do no 2

Cheesy Gordita

5/12/21 8:31pm

Yeah it’s too hard to straddle the toilet 🤣

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