For those of us with large ... volumes of liquid discharged from high up,

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May 12, 2021
5:58:36pm

Spine All-American

For those of us with large ... volumes of liquid discharged from high up,

perfect aim doesn't matter, it splashes to the wall. When home you gotta sit or get covered with urine.

I realize some of you are short, don't drink a lot, or have small streams ... good for you ... and some of you don't care about all the little pee droplets on your legs, floor, toilet, walls, etc ... but for the rest of us, we learned you sit on a toilet, stand at a urinal (and take a good angle there).

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Spine

Previous username: Ynutter
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Joined: Jan 31, 2013
Last login: May 2, 2024
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Messages

Author

Time

POLL: Do you sit down to pee?

TADOW

5/12/21 5:35pm

When my wife is around

BYULAWGUY

5/12/21 5:36pm

Makes it easier to browse CB

KingDave

5/12/21 5:37pm

Weak stream?

JuicyJam

5/12/21 5:38pm

Fear of dropping my phone in the toilet

KingDave

5/12/21 5:40pm

Diapers?

5/12/21 5:41pm

That’s my CB time.

StalwartBraveTrue

5/12/21 5:38pm

smartphones risk ending up in a bag of rice if you always stand.

Cougarclaw

5/12/21 5:39pm

At nighttime when I’m tired.

spugeddy24

5/12/21 5:39pm

Don't want to turn the light on and wake up at 3am

WorfoSAUR

5/12/21 5:48pm

See. Always a bad idea to turn the light on

spugeddy24

5/12/21 5:49pm

My first pee of the day (early morning) is almost always sitting. It helps

m0resn0w

5/12/21 5:49pm

Had a buddy in HS, he and his brothers were raised to pee sitting down. It was a little joke we'd kid him about. Then

ChinaFan

5/12/21 6:56pm

Only in the middle of the night when the lights are off.

lightmann

5/12/21 5:39pm

Standing up is gross. I don’t want to clean the splashes up. Easier to sit.

Graystation

5/12/21 5:42pm

No, I'm a man.

Jeffacka

5/12/21 5:44pm

But are you 40?

Magathis

5/12/21 5:45pm

I get the reference, but 40 is in the rearview mirror.

Jeffacka

5/12/21 5:53pm

RE: I get the reference, but 40 is in the rearview mirror.

Magathis

5/12/21 5:54pm

Correct answer. ha ha

Trent

5/12/21 5:47pm

If I’m on the phone yeah

CougarHut

5/12/21 5:47pm

I studied for my HAM radio licenses when I sat on the pot

BYULAWGUY

5/12/21 5:51pm

Only if I'm already sitting down doing my other business.

byuluvr

5/12/21 5:55pm

For those of us with large ... volumes of liquid discharged from high up,

Spine

5/12/21 5:58pm

Wow you really can’t pee standing up without urinating on your legs?

5/12/21 6:03pm

No, that's the splashback. Lots of volume dropped from a high place causes

Spine

5/12/21 6:11pm

I'd like to think it falls faster. I'm helping gravity a bit

Darzog

5/12/21 6:26pm

Unlike you, some of us are dropping volume from low places.

WDaddy

5/12/21 6:55pm

My SIL taught her two sons to pee sitting down.

HiLife

5/12/21 6:49pm

Not at urinals. Not anymore.

brj8

5/12/21 7:00pm

I stand. Can't stand the feeling of having a body part submerged in toilet water

CoogsCoogs85

5/12/21 7:10pm

so what, you have a lifter for when you take a dump? or do you use that body part as a stir stick?\

ChinaFan

5/12/21 7:19pm

I wear the underwear you just pull the trap door to each side...

CoogsCoogs85

5/12/21 7:42pm

I’m a man, so no.

pegushin

5/12/21 7:22pm

RE: POLL: Do you sit down to pee?

valcorger

5/12/21 7:24pm

Only if I aspire to do no 2

5/12/21 8:31pm

Yeah it’s too hard to straddle the toilet 🤣

ByuImaginesDragons

5/12/21 9:48pm

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