Friend, knows a lot about mortgages/being a land lord.
Me: Man... I'll never fully grasp the complexity of loans. Especially Mortgage loans.
Friend: Oh, I'm sure you would be able to learn it quickly if you wanted to!
Me: IDK, you'd be surprised how long it takes me to learn new things like this.
Friend: What is your interest level?
Me (thinking he meant my mortgage interest rate): 2.875%
Friend: No, like... How interested are you in learning?
Me: ... Oh