Friend, knows a lot about mortgages/being a land lord.

Me: Man... I'll never fully grasp the complexity of loans. Especially Mortgage loans.

Friend: Oh, I'm sure you would be able to learn it quickly if you wanted to!

Me: IDK, you'd be surprised how long it takes me to learn new things like this.

Friend: What is your interest level?

Me (thinking he meant my mortgage interest rate): 2.875%

Friend: No, like... How interested are you in learning?

Me: ... Oh