dogs, called to tell us that our dumb hound dog had found a box of those dumb fundraiser chocolate bars that kids bring home to sell and had eaten about 40 of them. They took him to the vet and had his stomach pumped by former US Senator John Ensign (that part of the story makes me laugh). That only set us back like $600. The insult to the injury was that I had to pay for the chocolate bars he had eaten.