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Apr 9, 2020
8:53:07am

Covid-19 All-American

We need someone famous to die in a televised paper shredding accident

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Previous username: Lesgo Brandon
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Messages

Author

Time

RIP to the hand shake

LifelongAP Semi-Pro

4/9/20 8:47am

Good riddance

Martin Van Nostrand

4/9/20 8:47am

What if put hand sanitizer. Like a spit shake

the_byu_flash

4/9/20 8:48am

I've been an advocate of this idea for years.

rcbyufan

4/9/20 8:48am

Let's start bowing like the Japanese

David Lo Pan

4/9/20 8:48am

Curtesy

CougieMcCougFace

4/9/20 8:50am

The bump?

boogers

4/9/20 8:50am

Of course a white man would try to kill off an art form he doesn't understand

DapperDan

4/9/20 8:49am

RE: Of course a white man would try to kill off an art form he doesn't understand

Cru Jones

4/9/20 8:54am

Now we need to move on to the neck tie

Covid-19

4/9/20 8:50am

So true.

cougfanz

4/9/20 8:51am

We need someone famous to die in a televised paper shredding accident

Covid-19

4/9/20 8:53am

Yes. It’s another dumb tradition with possible medical risks.

bluesloth

4/9/20 8:54am

RE: Yes. It’s another dumb tradition with possible medical risks.

(Private)

4/9/20 11:44pm

Already eradicated it from my own life. Never going back.

Roko's Basilisk

4/9/20 10:24am

Brave! I've been removing mine during tithing/finance work after church

Covid-19

4/9/20 10:55am

I'm the exec secretary and I don't want to deal with the awkward conversation

godawgs

4/9/20 11:09am

Worst they can do is release you! It's a win-win! (only halfway kidding)

Roko's Basilisk

4/9/20 1:18pm

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rivercitycoug

4/9/20 8:52am

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JimmyZ

4/9/20 8:59am

By how they like their steak cooked!

4/9/20 11:01am

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JimmyZ

4/9/20 8:54am

My doctor is Indian and she was telling me that her traditional Indian parents

4/9/20 8:57am

TNT hopes we can move to European cheek kiss greetings.

El Careeb

4/9/20 9:01am

Thousands of elders suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly silence.

Indy Coug

4/9/20 9:02am

RE: RIP to the hand shake

OPINIONS

4/9/20 9:04am

handshakes? In Portugal, people greet each other with beijinhos

Belboz

4/9/20 9:06am

We should replace it with the butt bump

chilango

4/9/20 9:10am

That’s offensive to people without butts. Like people with deformities or skinny white people

TEXAS

4/9/20 9:13am

Howie Mandel should trade mark the fist bump and get royalties 😉

BYUFam1

4/9/20 9:14am

Proper implementation

BYUFam1

4/9/20 9:20am

thanks demolition man

Bob Vance

4/9/20 10:01am

Two new trends from this 1 no shaking hands 2 bidets

homegrown

4/9/20 10:23am

RE: RIP to the hand shake

cougaman

4/9/20 10:24am

You can give in to fear if you want, but I refuse to. Wash your hands, don't...

BleedCougarBlue2

4/9/20 10:53am

It’s called washing your hands thoroughly and often

BYUvermont

4/9/20 11:53am

I'm more of a hugger anyways... selectively speaking.

Go Pumas

4/9/20 12:10pm

How about the old Brigham/Heber shake. Grab each other by the upper forearm

HenderCoug

4/9/20 3:52pm

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