RE: You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a

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Mar 2, 2021
9:08:47am

Kavorka All-American

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Kavorka

Previous username: che flaco
Bio page: Kavorka
Joined: Jul 8, 2008
Last login: Jun 5, 2024
Total posts: 11,647 (94 FO)

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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.

Ham

3/1/21 5:01pm

And it was well above 50% before people started commenting that it wasn’t

DieHarder

3/1/21 5:03pm

The only plausible explanation I can come up with is people purposefully trying to screw with the results.

IdahoCoug

3/1/21 5:11pm

To make CB look bad. 😉

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:41pm

My favorite is the "I'll just take him off the dribble" crowd.

Ham

3/1/21 5:27pm

I bet 99% of CB

Boring

3/1/21 7:02pm

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Cougazul

3/1/21 5:08pm

You'd have to rather bring it out to the midcourt line and start throwing up

tarzan15

3/1/21 5:26pm

I changed my answer after it was made clear that he would defend half court shot

Belboz

3/1/21 5:25pm

Watch this highlight video. He's blocking shots on recovery defense. Jumpers,

Blueto

3/1/21 5:30pm

The game saving block against Delon Wright last year was one of the most

goodcleanfun

3/1/21 5:38pm

I’d simply just do this 😉

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 5:44pm

Delon Wright, Jrue Holliday etc. got caught by Gobert,

Ham

3/1/21 5:45pm

I don’t think anyone’s plan is to score at the rim

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 5:47pm

I doubt much of CB is hitting a three against the worst perimeter defender

DieHarder

3/1/21 5:56pm

You’re probably right...but most of CB is probably 35+

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 6:02pm

If Rudy's guarding tight, you're done. No matter where you are on the court.

Ham

3/1/21 5:56pm

I wouldn’t try any of the things you mentioned

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 6:09pm

Yes. Yes I do.

Ham

3/1/21 6:13pm

Psst...he’s so in love with Booker that he believes he is Booker.

Nakedbootleg

3/1/21 7:38pm

Just laughed picturing a CB allstar shooting a fall away jumper guarded by Rudy

GRCoug

3/2/21 8:54am

Just tell Rudy - "This dude thinks he can score on you" - and it's over. Done.

Eddie

3/1/21 7:54pm

I think we need to change the poll to 'get a shot off that draws iron'

GRCoug

3/1/21 5:31pm

Get off a shot period.

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:42pm

And now it's up to 128!

Ham

3/1/21 5:35pm

I doubt one CBer could score against Niang, let alone Gobert.

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:49pm

I played pick up ball against a guy who was a back up center at UMKC.

Team Cheese

3/1/21 7:57pm

On the other hand, I used to play with a girl who was a starting guard at UVU.

ReyOso

3/1/21 8:05pm

I played ball against a BYU player in the MTC - some epic b-ball games there.

Eddie

3/1/21 7:58pm

CBers taking on Rudy Gobert:

Kavorka

3/1/21 6:12pm

It is shocking how many CBers are apparently such elite athletes.

Kavorka

3/1/21 6:13pm

Elite Athletes...it's one basket in 5 minutes. I am pretty sure I can hit a three pointer in five minutes.

TheLoneCougar

3/1/21 7:51pm

Against one of the freakiest athletes and greatest defenders on the planet?

Kavorka

3/1/21 7:56pm

You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a bucket in 5 minutes.

TheLoneCougar

3/2/21 7:50am

RE: You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a bucket in 5 minutes.

IdahoCoug

3/2/21 9:03am

Seriously, its one basket or a lucky break. I'd put money on my odds to make one basket.

TheLoneCougar

3/2/21 9:40am

Maybe you missed this post.

IdahoCoug

3/2/21 9:44am

RE: You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a

Kavorka

3/2/21 9:08am

Does Rudy care at all in this scenario or are we counting on his pity?

Art Director

3/1/21 6:32pm

More reason to have visible polls and anonymous polls

CrashMcLarson

3/1/21 8:03pm

Wait, 5 minutes, I get the ball after every possession regardless?

StalwartBraveTrue

3/1/21 9:20pm

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