I played pick up ball against a guy who was a back up center at UMKC.

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Mar 1, 2021
7:57:10pm

Team Cheese All-American

I played pick up ball against a guy who was a back up center at UMKC.

He averaged like 3 points a game. On a mediocre team, in a less than good conference. None of us could guard him, and none of us could score on him, unless he got bored. Eventually he just stopped coming because it wasn’t fun for him.

Imagine taking how much better a good college player is. Then a bench player in the NBA. Then a rotation player.

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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.

Ham

3/1/21 5:01pm

And it was well above 50% before people started commenting that it wasn’t

DieHarder

3/1/21 5:03pm

The only plausible explanation I can come up with is people purposefully trying to screw with the results.

IdahoCoug

3/1/21 5:11pm

To make CB look bad. 😉

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:41pm

My favorite is the "I'll just take him off the dribble" crowd.

Ham

3/1/21 5:27pm

I bet 99% of CB

Boring

3/1/21 7:02pm

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Cougazul

3/1/21 5:08pm

You'd have to rather bring it out to the midcourt line and start throwing up

tarzan15

3/1/21 5:26pm

I changed my answer after it was made clear that he would defend half court shot

Belboz

3/1/21 5:25pm

Watch this highlight video. He's blocking shots on recovery defense. Jumpers,

Blueto

3/1/21 5:30pm

The game saving block against Delon Wright last year was one of the most

goodcleanfun

3/1/21 5:38pm

I’d simply just do this 😉

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 5:44pm

Delon Wright, Jrue Holliday etc. got caught by Gobert,

Ham

3/1/21 5:45pm

I don’t think anyone’s plan is to score at the rim

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 5:47pm

I doubt much of CB is hitting a three against the worst perimeter defender

DieHarder

3/1/21 5:56pm

You’re probably right...but most of CB is probably 35+

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 6:02pm

If Rudy's guarding tight, you're done. No matter where you are on the court.

Ham

3/1/21 5:56pm

I wouldn’t try any of the things you mentioned

PHXSUNS31

3/1/21 6:09pm

Yes. Yes I do.

Ham

3/1/21 6:13pm

Psst...he’s so in love with Booker that he believes he is Booker.

Nakedbootleg

3/1/21 7:38pm

Just laughed picturing a CB allstar shooting a fall away jumper guarded by Rudy

GRCoug

3/2/21 8:54am

Just tell Rudy - "This dude thinks he can score on you" - and it's over. Done.

Eddie

3/1/21 7:54pm

I think we need to change the poll to 'get a shot off that draws iron'

GRCoug

3/1/21 5:31pm

Get off a shot period.

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:42pm

And now it's up to 128!

Ham

3/1/21 5:35pm

I doubt one CBer could score against Niang, let alone Gobert.

ReyOso

3/1/21 5:49pm

I played pick up ball against a guy who was a back up center at UMKC.

Team Cheese

3/1/21 7:57pm

On the other hand, I used to play with a girl who was a starting guard at UVU.

ReyOso

3/1/21 8:05pm

I played ball against a BYU player in the MTC - some epic b-ball games there.

Eddie

3/1/21 7:58pm

CBers taking on Rudy Gobert:

Kavorka

3/1/21 6:12pm

It is shocking how many CBers are apparently such elite athletes.

Kavorka

3/1/21 6:13pm

Elite Athletes...it's one basket in 5 minutes. I am pretty sure I can hit a three pointer in five minutes.

3/1/21 7:51pm

Against one of the freakiest athletes and greatest defenders on the planet?

Kavorka

3/1/21 7:56pm

You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a bucket in 5 minutes.

3/2/21 7:50am

RE: You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a bucket in 5 minutes.

IdahoCoug

3/2/21 9:03am

Seriously, its one basket or a lucky break. I'd put money on my odds to make one basket.

3/2/21 9:40am

Maybe you missed this post.

IdahoCoug

3/2/21 9:44am

RE: You mean one who does not regularly guard the perimeter? Yep, I can make a

Kavorka

3/2/21 9:08am

Does Rudy care at all in this scenario or are we counting on his pity?

3/1/21 6:32pm

More reason to have visible polls and anonymous polls

CrashMcLarson

3/1/21 8:03pm

Wait, 5 minutes, I get the ball after every possession regardless?

StalwartBraveTrue

3/1/21 9:20pm

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