I don’t have enough experience fighting chimpanzees with a baseball bat to know

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Jul 19, 2021
1:47:10pm

DieHarder Not Rated

how much damage I could do to them. I choose the elephant, even though the bat is mostly useless against it.

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Originally posted on Jul 19, 2021 at 1:47:10pm

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POLL: You have to survive five minutes. Who do you choose?

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:44pm

Just 1 elephant? Yeah, I choose that. Hard to keep your eyes on multiple

chago04

7/19/21 1:45pm

This was my reasoning

yorksama

7/19/21 1:46pm

Same. I don't like my chances against any of them. The baseball bat does nothing against the elephant.

jdub

7/19/21 1:48pm

They can be twelve feet tall and 10 tons.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:54pm

I think with the elephant you go defensive. Chimps and lion I think you go on

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:59pm

I just think that the elephant would be easier to avoid

HiLife

7/19/21 2:05pm

As long as you keep moving in circles...

panacablue

7/19/21 2:55pm

I don’t have enough experience fighting chimpanzees with a baseball bat to know

DieHarder

7/19/21 1:47pm

I figure the chimps swarm you and its over almost as fast as the lions.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:59pm

anyone brazen enough to admit they think they could win all 3 scenarios?

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:50pm

I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

Clark Addison

7/19/21 1:53pm

under no classification situation could that be considered a win.

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:54pm

RE: I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 1:54pm

RE: I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 1:56pm

The same guys who can score against Gobert surely could.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:56pm

Zero chance against the lions IMO. Tiny chance against the monkeys with a bat if

4thand19

7/19/21 2:00pm

I think the lions would be the best bet actually. Small enough that you could do some damage with the bat, especially

RoaroftheCougartails

7/19/21 2:26pm

Lions hunt prey far more dangerous than one guy with a bat.

ReyOso

7/19/21 5:13pm

You’d be able to cut much quicker than the elephant. I think anyone who is

allaboutthegainz

7/19/21 1:57pm

If all 3 of those want me dead, I’m not winning against any of them

Medute

7/19/21 2:00pm

Does the elephant have tusks?

rivercitycoug

7/19/21 2:04pm

A full grown African bull elephant, so yes.

ReyOso

7/19/21 2:05pm

Doesn’t matter because you’re running to stay behind him.

Brisco

7/19/21 2:18pm

RE: POLL: You have to survive five minutes. Who do you choose?

Tesla Coug

7/19/21 2:06pm

Looks easy

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 2:22pm

Only counts as 1 though.

Tesla Coug

7/19/21 2:26pm

USSSA, BBCOR, or USA?

David Lo Pan

7/19/21 2:12pm

Definitely not the Chimps.

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