Definitely not the Chimps.

Jul 19, 2021
2:20:53pm

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Charla Nash, Connecticut woman mauled by Travis the chimp in 2009, is back in the hospital for facial transplant rejection

The Connecticut woman whose friend’s pet chimpanzee ripped off her face and hands in a savage 2009 attack is back in the hospital.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/charla-nash-victim-2009-chimp-attack-back-hospital-article-1.2624822

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POLL: You have to survive five minutes. Who do you choose?

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:44pm

Just 1 elephant? Yeah, I choose that. Hard to keep your eyes on multiple

chago04

7/19/21 1:45pm

This was my reasoning

yorksama

7/19/21 1:46pm

Same. I don't like my chances against any of them. The baseball bat does nothing against the elephant.

jdub

7/19/21 1:48pm

They can be twelve feet tall and 10 tons.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:54pm

I think with the elephant you go defensive. Chimps and lion I think you go on

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:59pm

I just think that the elephant would be easier to avoid

HiLife

7/19/21 2:05pm

As long as you keep moving in circles...

panacablue

7/19/21 2:55pm

I don’t have enough experience fighting chimpanzees with a baseball bat to know

DieHarder

7/19/21 1:47pm

I figure the chimps swarm you and its over almost as fast as the lions.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:59pm

anyone brazen enough to admit they think they could win all 3 scenarios?

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:50pm

I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

Clark Addison

7/19/21 1:53pm

under no classification situation could that be considered a win.

Mayor of Cougartown

7/19/21 1:54pm

RE: I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 1:54pm

RE: I do, if by "win" you mean "have my genitals ripped off"

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 1:56pm

The same guys who can score against Gobert surely could.

ReyOso

7/19/21 1:56pm

Zero chance against the lions IMO. Tiny chance against the monkeys with a bat if

4thand19

7/19/21 2:00pm

I think the lions would be the best bet actually. Small enough that you could do some damage with the bat, especially

RoaroftheCougartails

7/19/21 2:26pm

Lions hunt prey far more dangerous than one guy with a bat.

ReyOso

7/19/21 5:13pm

You’d be able to cut much quicker than the elephant. I think anyone who is

allaboutthegainz

7/19/21 1:57pm

If all 3 of those want me dead, I’m not winning against any of them

Medute

7/19/21 2:00pm

Does the elephant have tusks?

rivercitycoug

7/19/21 2:04pm

A full grown African bull elephant, so yes.

ReyOso

7/19/21 2:05pm

Doesn’t matter because you’re running to stay behind him.

Brisco

7/19/21 2:18pm

RE: POLL: You have to survive five minutes. Who do you choose?

Tesla Coug

7/19/21 2:06pm

Looks easy

BYUFootballisBack

7/19/21 2:22pm

Only counts as 1 though.

Tesla Coug

7/19/21 2:26pm

USSSA, BBCOR, or USA?

David Lo Pan

7/19/21 2:12pm

Definitely not the Chimps.

Charla Nash, Connecticut woman mauled by Travis the chimp in 2009, is back in the hospital for facial transplant rejection

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