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Jan 30, 2023
12:11
:49
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Veracruz
All-American
This is why it pays to have two homes.
One to live in and the other for the in-laws to use while they're getting back on their feet, which also happens to be the house with the 100 cats (if the cc&r and zoning allow for it).
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If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000
GRCoug
1/30/23 9:35am
Have to live with them? I’d go with zero
4mack
1/30/23 9:36am
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Penske Material
1/30/23 9:37am
Sounds like a great opportunity to stack them in a garage and pay my teenager to clean all that crap up
Indy Coug
1/30/23 9:37am
So you only get the money while the cats are alive, I’m guessing?
Martin Van Nostrand
1/30/23 9:38am
Yeah, I'd guess that they have to be alive to earn their income.
GRCoug
1/30/23 9:40am
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materialized
1/30/23 9:38am
300 square feet
thewaterboy
1/30/23 9:39am
as much as you can afford. More cats=bigger house.
GRCoug
1/30/23 9:39am
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materialized
1/30/23 9:41am
I'll tolerate a million cats. With a house the right size I wouldn't ever see em
TailgateU
1/30/23 11:55am
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materialized
1/30/23 9:42am
Can they be hairless?They’d be hideous but at least I wouldn’t have all the hair
EvoIXCOUG
1/30/23 9:38am
Oh my, at least 100, probably more.
MarylandFan
1/30/23 9:39am
I could hold a lot of cats in my deep freezer
niqmadu
1/30/23 9:40am
RE: If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000
WJCougar
1/30/23 9:41am
Can they be outdoor cats who just eat and sleep in my garage?
ldssdl
1/30/23 9:41am
I already pay for 2 cats so gimme 8 more and I'm down
Bainge
1/30/23 9:41am
I have a sister that rescued 8 stray cats. Most have died now and, fortunately,
Hoopster
1/30/23 9:42am
Zero
donnerstag
1/30/23 9:42am
Honestly...zero. I'd go with zero cats.
Roko's Basilisk
1/30/23 9:42am
$10K /year? 3-5. Assuming I can treat them like any other pet
NacoCoug
1/30/23 9:43am
Zero, wife is deathly allergic
JOPE
1/30/23 9:45am
Wife not hot or what?
coug16
1/30/23 9:47am
With 100 cats, you could afford a new wife
Gigo
1/30/23 11:22am
Zero. HCBW is deathly allergic.
Snipe
1/30/23 9:45am
Are you and JOPE brother husbands?
ochobeeguy
1/30/23 9:59am
We have 2 and thats about all I can stand. I'm a dog guy.
AltTabbins
1/30/23 9:49am
I'll take 1,000 cats. Heck, maybe 2,000 cats.
Eddie
1/30/23 9:49am
100 cats. Buy 10K square foot house. Half for me and half for the cats. Hire a caretaker for the cats.
Clark Addison
1/30/23 9:50am
Well after year 1 you’d presumably make enough that you could build a cat
UNLVcougar
1/30/23 9:50am
I would live in absolute feline squalor for a year and set myself up.
EEcougar
1/30/23 9:51am
As many as it takes to buy 20 acres and their own building and hire people to
SoCalCoug
1/30/23 9:53am
Wait, that's $10,000 per year, not per month? Deal's off.
SoCalCoug
1/30/23 9:58am
I'd get 100 more then.
ochobeeguy
1/30/23 9:58am
In this hypothetical world can I build a cat barn with the money?
Tricky
1/30/23 9:59am
Do they have to be treated humanely?
Skeptical Optimist
1/30/23 10:03am
3 or 4 if I had zero other animals
DataMouth
1/30/23 10:25am
Well done, this is a great question
conflictedcoug
1/30/23 10:34am
A bunch 15-20 maybe more. My whole perspective on them changes if
CougaRR4L
1/30/23 11:42am
This is why it pays to have two homes.
Veracruz
1/30/23 12:11pm
Too many ways around. $10,000/per cat for how long? If it doesn't matter
hardcorecoug
1/30/23 1:07pm
That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.
TriForce
1/30/23 2:53pm
RE: That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.
TailgateU
1/30/23 4:26pm
Man I laughed way too hard at this. Well done.
Junior Deputy
1/30/23 9:02pm
Genuinely one of my favorite CB posts. Keep returning to it and laughing.
Socrates Johnson
1/30/23 9:07pm
Only if they are good mousers
davidsonlaw
1/31/23 12:49am
Is the money paid upfront?
Updating...
1/31/23 5:17am
Accrued over the life of the cat on a straight line basis. Minus costs for the
UNLVcougar
1/31/23 9:43am
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