I'll take 1,000 cats. Heck, maybe 2,000 cats.

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Jan 30, 2023
9:49:48am

Eddie Truly Addicted User

I'll take 1,000 cats. Heck, maybe 2,000 cats.

I figure it will make for a crazy crazy year of feeding them and taking care of them. But $10M-$20M at the end of the year, and I'm done for life.

I'll bet I could even find a dozen kids in the neighborhood who will help feed and play with them every day for $100-$200 a month.

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If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:35am

Have to live with them? I’d go with zero

4mack

1/30/23 9:36am

3

Penske Material

1/30/23 9:37am

Sounds like a great opportunity to stack them in a garage and pay my teenager to clean all that crap up

Indy Coug

1/30/23 9:37am

So you only get the money while the cats are alive, I’m guessing?

Martin Van Nostrand

1/30/23 9:38am

Yeah, I'd guess that they have to be alive to earn their income.

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:40am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:38am

300 square feet

thewaterboy

1/30/23 9:39am

as much as you can afford. More cats=bigger house.

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:39am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:41am

I'll tolerate a million cats. With a house the right size I wouldn't ever see em

TailgateU

1/30/23 11:55am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:42am

Can they be hairless?They’d be hideous but at least I wouldn’t have all the hair

EvoIXCOUG

1/30/23 9:38am

Oh my, at least 100, probably more.

MarylandFan

1/30/23 9:39am

I could hold a lot of cats in my deep freezer

niqmadu

1/30/23 9:40am

RE: If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

WJCougar

1/30/23 9:41am

Can they be outdoor cats who just eat and sleep in my garage?

ldssdl

1/30/23 9:41am

I already pay for 2 cats so gimme 8 more and I'm down

Bainge

1/30/23 9:41am

I have a sister that rescued 8 stray cats. Most have died now and, fortunately,

Hoopster

1/30/23 9:42am

Zero

donnerstag

1/30/23 9:42am

Honestly...zero. I'd go with zero cats.

Roko's Basilisk

1/30/23 9:42am

$10K /year? 3-5. Assuming I can treat them like any other pet

NacoCoug

1/30/23 9:43am

Zero, wife is deathly allergic

JOPE

1/30/23 9:45am

Wife not hot or what?

coug16

1/30/23 9:47am

With 100 cats, you could afford a new wife

Gigo

1/30/23 11:22am

Zero. HCBW is deathly allergic.

Snipe

1/30/23 9:45am

Are you and JOPE brother husbands?

ochobeeguy

1/30/23 9:59am

We have 2 and thats about all I can stand. I'm a dog guy.

AltTabbins

1/30/23 9:49am

I'll take 1,000 cats. Heck, maybe 2,000 cats.

Eddie

1/30/23 9:49am

100 cats. Buy 10K square foot house. Half for me and half for the cats. Hire a caretaker for the cats.

1/30/23 9:50am

Well after year 1 you’d presumably make enough that you could build a cat

UNLVcougar

1/30/23 9:50am

I would live in absolute feline squalor for a year and set myself up.

EEcougar

1/30/23 9:51am

As many as it takes to buy 20 acres and their own building and hire people to

SoCalCoug

1/30/23 9:53am

Wait, that's $10,000 per year, not per month? Deal's off.

SoCalCoug

1/30/23 9:58am

I'd get 100 more then.

ochobeeguy

1/30/23 9:58am

In this hypothetical world can I build a cat barn with the money?

Tricky

1/30/23 9:59am

Do they have to be treated humanely?

Skeptical Optimist

1/30/23 10:03am

3 or 4 if I had zero other animals

DataMouth

1/30/23 10:25am

Well done, this is a great question

1/30/23 10:34am

A bunch 15-20 maybe more. My whole perspective on them changes if

CougaRR4L

1/30/23 11:42am

This is why it pays to have two homes.

Veracruz

1/30/23 12:11pm

Too many ways around. $10,000/per cat for how long? If it doesn't matter

hardcorecoug

1/30/23 1:07pm

That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.

TriForce

1/30/23 2:53pm

RE: That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.

TailgateU

1/30/23 4:26pm

Man I laughed way too hard at this. Well done.

1/30/23 9:02pm

Genuinely one of my favorite CB posts. Keep returning to it and laughing.

Socrates Johnson

1/30/23 9:07pm

Only if they are good mousers

davidsonlaw

1/31/23 12:49am

Is the money paid upfront?

Updating...

1/31/23 5:17am

Accrued over the life of the cat on a straight line basis. Minus costs for the

UNLVcougar

1/31/23 9:43am

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