No offense to Max but

Jun 6, 2013
11:47:29pm

fattycoug

1) he's still not very recognizable outside of BYU fans
2) he didn't have the longest mission in the world (NTTAWWT, it's just not the same)

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Best return missionary of all time?

gurt

6/6/13 11:44pm

it's hard to think of any because of the reasons you gave. plenty of guys

fattycoug

6/6/13 11:46pm

Austin Collie

franklyvulgar

6/6/13 11:46pm

Ahhhh Collie! Yes - that would've been the best answer

gurt

6/6/13 11:49pm

Austin Collie? Max Hall?

bushy7

6/6/13 11:46pm

No offense to Max but

fattycoug

6/6/13 11:47pm

True story

gurt

6/7/13 1:59am

I don't know what nttawwt means, but max hall did serve a mission.

Wingnut

6/7/13 4:47am

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Rhino84

6/7/13 7:11am

Jim McMahon.

Illegal Jimmergrant

6/7/13 7:23am

pitta?

Hatu311

6/6/13 11:46pm

google says he went to dominican republic

Hatu311

6/6/13 11:47pm

Did Kehl go on a mission? B. Poppinga?

TNT

6/6/13 11:47pm

Yes and yes

fattycoug

6/6/13 11:47pm

Soon to be Ziggy Ansah!!!!

bushy7

6/6/13 11:51pm

Except he didn't serve a mission

KingDave

6/6/13 11:56pm

oops

fattycoug

6/7/13 12:18am

RE: Except he didn't serve a mission

BYUCoug11

6/7/13 12:19am

Elder Ansah was recently called to serve in the National Football Mission for a

Coug98

6/7/13 5:57am

I wonder how long he'll be in his first area

KingDave

6/7/13 10:30am

I'm not sure but I heard the QB sacks are extremely high in that district and

Coug98

6/7/13 1:07pm

I think that is a new mission we will be sending more and more missionaries to.

viper

6/7/13 10:42am

I sure hope so!

Coug98

6/7/13 1:04pm

Rob Morris

wapiti

6/7/13 12:20am

Is Morris an RM? Didn't think he was.

BengalCougar

6/7/13 2:20am

Yes, he is

Bill

6/7/13 5:19am

Chad Lewis

wapiti

6/7/13 12:21am

^^^This...he represents the NFL in China...most visable by far

Fdnman

6/7/13 5:30am

John Tait, Austin Collie, Chad Lewis, John Beck.

BengalCougar

6/7/13 2:19am

Ammon is the winner, hands down (also Aaron, Omner & Himni)

icecougar

6/7/13 4:27am

And I'm pretty sure hacking off a dude's arms qualifies him as an athlete.

Y-er

6/7/13 6:43am

One dude, maybe not. But a bunch of dudes, definitely.

Japan Coug

6/7/13 7:13am

1. Dennis Pitta; 2. Chad Lewis; 3. Austin Collie; 4. Rob Morris; 5. John Beck

84 Grad

6/7/13 6:41am

Pretty good list, but I would put John Tait before Beck

HiLife

6/7/13 7:25am

Didn't Ben Olson give himself that title?

Hector

6/7/13 6:48am

That made me laugh

Bill

6/7/13 9:04am

Bart Oates, Trevor Matich, Vai Sikahema

Rhino84

6/7/13 7:12am

Vai would 2nd his nomination

icecougar

6/7/13 10:24am

Todd Christensen

Texas Hammer

6/7/13 7:14am

I don't think Todd is a returned missionary

84 Grad

6/7/13 7:32am

Me!!

Andyd

6/7/13 7:31am

Ronny Jenkins

TADOW

6/7/13 7:33am

Parley P. Pratt

Frank Drebin

6/7/13 7:41am

Eli Herring

EEcougar

6/7/13 7:42am

RE: Best return missionary of all time?

SACDOC

6/7/13 8:25am

One of those "Hey he's suddenly gotten good" players. What's he doing now?

84 Grad

6/7/13 8:43am

Brandon Doman--first starting RM QB...

Florwood

6/7/13 8:28am

I think Paul Shoemaker was the first RM starting QB.

HootnHoller

6/7/13 3:42pm

Paul Kruger and Sione Pouha would be on the list.

tribUTE

6/7/13 9:10am

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byutx

6/7/13 9:15am

I didn't know he served a mission--cool.

tribUTE

6/7/13 9:17am

It was a pretty classless TIC, meant for FO. So I deleted it.

byutx

6/7/13 9:22am

Why are you here?

Coug98

6/7/13 9:23am

Why am I here?

tribUTE

6/7/13 9:49am

I was under the impression this was the canned response to all Yewts posts

Coug98

6/7/13 9:56am

Oh. Got it. Yeah, I missed that memo.

tribUTE

6/7/13 9:59am

LOL....no worries brother......keep posting! I like the opposing view point.

Coug98

6/7/13 10:08am

well there's Utes and then there's Yewts...

icecougar

6/7/13 10:47am

Relax Cameron! Don't be so uptight! You know what happens with that lump

Coug98

6/7/13 1:23pm

great response!

icecougar

6/7/13 10:46am

Steve Martin

Greencandle

6/7/13 9:14am

Michael Smith

ol' Blue Eyes

6/7/13 9:44am

Here is the all-time list:

tibbyss09

6/7/13 10:00am

nice!

icecougar

6/7/13 10:49am

RE: Here is the all-time list:

BengalCougar

6/7/13 11:34am

Sorry, totally spaced that. Updated above. You may not agree with where I

tibbyss09

6/7/13 1:03pm

you guys left out Riley

pappabear246

6/7/13 10:02am

Parley P. Pratt

PolarCoug

6/7/13 11:55am

The one who started the trend

hms_ben

6/7/13 12:45pm

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uiiii!!!!!!!!

WhyaskY?

6/7/13 5:20pm

Max Hall

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