2nd, it's a hyperbolic example of how much utter disdain I hold for you [expletive] zoobs!!! I made this sticker (or slicker as you like to call it you stupid man) after one of your kind made me so lividly irate at work today that my vision was shaking with rage...Yeah, I hate you. I hate you for being a troll. I hate that I got trapped into feeding you. But here I am, and I'm gonna blow some steam. I hate those STUPID little blue ovals with the asymmetrical "Y" on the back of every Honda Odyssey, Toyota Sienna or What-Have-You mini van that crawls out of the delusional womb that is thine beloved Provo. I hate your utter arrogance in the face of your undeniable mediocrity. I hate your beat writers. I hate your Greg Wrubells. I hate your blogs. I hate your colors. I hate your logos. I hate your coaches. I hate you the way Maxie Boy hates me. Except I hate you so, so, so much more. I hate your James Fredette (the holy one you call "jimmer"), hope the kid goes first round and bricks every shot he takes and gets to ride the pine the rest of his contract. I hate your residential incubation chamber, Provo, start em young eh? I hate you females, in their shirts that have your logo on them next to the words "We are honor"... How ungodly arrogant. I hate your stadium. I hate your campus. I hate you pussy-cat Cosmo. I hate your fight song. I hate your AD.. If ever a man was happy in ignorance. Make no mistake, if I saw your car on fire, I would not stop. Karma is bull in my experience anyway. If I never see another tds fan in my life I will be better off.

So yes, it's safe to say that I'd be happier with a daughter in a house of whores than a boy at your vile campus. I would disown them both, the difference is that the one could repent. And guess which one? (Here's a hint: Not the son)

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