"Utah". . .(brief pause, place hands on head). . ."we tried everything we could to keep them from running away, but they just said that their deal from 2008 with the prince of darkness was only for 5 wins--one for each 'core value.' A home and home would add 'no videotaped murders' and 'no more than 2 venereal diseases at one time.'"

I kid. . .