and I can not believe all of the crazy names and crazy spellings. I no longer live there, but when I go to visit, I have to routinely bite my tongue to keep from saying something rude about the crazy names/spellings of my relative's children. Their name/spelling combinations rival any inner-city ethnic names that people like to joke about. It might seem cute when you give a newborn that name, but they have to live with it for the rest of their lives.