I want to hear more about these racy recruiting parties...

Jul 21, 2015
10:24:41am

Virginia Ute

but I want you to write it so it sounds less like it was written by a 50 year old Mormon who has never been to party in his life, or at least not since 1975.

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The BYU Experience through a Non-LDS guys eyes.

jazzycougar

7/21/15 9:52am

Really wish your stories were true.

Shimmy

7/21/15 9:55am

Huh?

crazY

7/21/15 10:02am

When you make the same post once a quarter, the inconsistencies really add up.

Shimmy

7/21/15 10:06am

Something tells me you wouldn't be calling him a liar to his face. tough web guy

MHOP

7/21/15 10:10am

Sure I would. I wouldn't fight him over it, but if I thought he was lying I'd

Shimmy

7/21/15 10:17am

Good thing you're around to anonymously call out anonymous people.

MHOP

7/21/15 10:36am

Isn't that exactly what you are doing here?

Sid Vicious

7/21/15 10:45am

LOL!

CrimsonSpear

7/22/15 2:07am

I guess I assume calling someone out as calling someone a fraud, or liar

MHOP

7/22/15 9:40am

deconstruct his posts then...you can't claim you don't have time, you post

boogers

7/21/15 10:35am

If I had the details I'd probably keep it vague too.

mantis mutu

7/21/15 10:47am

Maybe, but if the yarn keeps being spun, public humiliation is OK too.

boogers

7/21/15 10:53am

Absolutely. And it looks like Shimmy struck gold.

mantis mutu

7/21/15 10:54am

Jazzy Dunn?

boogers

7/21/15 11:06am

Good policy to have. Culture and Tradition in the church can be both...

icecougar

7/21/15 3:19pm

Seems to be some inconsistencies if he went to BYU or not.

Shimmy

7/21/15 10:47am

Longterm memories bite.

mantis mutu

7/21/15 10:50am

maybe jazzycoug jr and jazzycoug the 3rd share an account

capo

7/21/15 2:55pm

oh snap.

riboflavin

7/21/15 10:56am

Boom!

flavordave

7/21/15 11:10am

RE: Seems to be some inconsistencies if he went to BYU or not.

kimdaddy35

7/21/15 11:18am

My client did not play at BYU, but was at BYU for a little time

viper

7/21/15 11:20am

I can easily read that to mean he didn't play (practice) on Sunday while at BYU.

Be Y's

7/21/15 11:29am

I'm sure you can.

Shimmy

7/21/15 11:35am

You do have a case here, but it seems that there is just a little bit of wiggle

Be Y's

7/21/15 12:04pm

Really? Maybe read that again. Seems like he is answering a question

boogers

7/21/15 11:38am

...or he went to BYU, but never suited up as a player?

Be Y's

7/21/15 12:28pm

This

doups3

7/21/15 2:36pm

RE: Seems to be some inconsistencies if he went to BYU or not.

swingcat

7/21/15 11:35am

Typo? Semantics?

icecougar

7/21/15 3:23pm

Come on now. It is clear what he is trying to say.

Shimmy

7/21/15 3:46pm

I hate that the first comment on any of these types of posts is to question the

RugbyCoug

7/21/15 11:47am

Maybe you can explain this then?

flavordave

7/21/15 11:49am

Agreed. I hate when people tear down BYU. In my biased view, calling a liar a

Shimmy

7/21/15 11:51am

I called Shimmy out, he backed his perspective up. Time for jazzy to

boogers

7/21/15 11:54am

And I hate that BadWillHunting's daughter died in Afghanistan. #RIPFDD.

BellicoseButcher

7/21/15 12:16pm

i agree, but the dude has a point

ColonelMustard7

7/21/15 12:40pm

RE: Really wish your stories were true.

Opietheman

7/21/15 11:06pm

Interesting that he doesn't respond...

Ash

7/22/15 8:08am

dang.

korihor

7/21/15 9:57am

Glad your back! I posted about missing having you around a while back...

Zach Morris

7/21/15 10:23am

I want to hear more about these racy recruiting parties...

Virginia Ute

7/21/15 10:24am

You should know yewt!

boogers

7/21/15 10:39am

I can confirm that he does know yewt

erkimust

7/21/15 10:42am

How does one get to know yewt? I think it is a a study emphasis at USU

boogers

7/21/15 10:45am

Seats on the west side of RES

kccougar

7/21/15 10:47am

As another blue-bleeding non-LDS ex-BYU athlete I had some similar

boxydutch

7/21/15 10:56am

For the record, UNLV does have one of the best hotel management programs

DB Cooper

7/21/15 11:03am

I'm sure they do but it wasn't UNLV and I wasn't interested in hotel mgt.

boxydutch

7/21/15 11:15am

I just assumed, since you mentioned strippers, MWC, and hotel management.

DB Cooper

7/21/15 11:18am

go west young man

boxydutch

7/21/15 11:23am

SDSU

ColonelMustard7

7/21/15 12:44pm

I only went to visits at D2 schools and can tell you that

kimdaddy35

7/21/15 11:23am

Great post. Is your sig gif saying all those people are the same person?

Florwood

7/21/15 3:14pm

no, just the way your peripheral vision distorts their

boxydutch

7/21/15 3:50pm

So what if Stanford offered? Would you have done it?

Almaden Cougar

7/21/15 11:41pm

quite honestly, I'm sure I would have signed with the Cardinal if it was a

boxydutch

7/22/15 7:02am

All I would need to do, would be to descrive the Crowton era

Archaea

7/21/15 3:21pm

Perhaps it was in 1975.

Real Men Wear Blue

7/21/15 4:41pm

Thanks for sharing your story. I always look forward to you reposting it.

byutx

7/21/15 10:50am

So are you a Yewt, a lonely dreamer, or a kid

mantis mutu

7/21/15 11:09am

Can't decide...smiley or frowny.

boogers

7/21/15 11:13am

You chose wisely.

mantis mutu

7/21/15 11:15am

I've always thought this dudes posts were suspect as well.

Gerald-DeGroot

7/21/15 11:38am

If he's fully fake, he's clever. So I guess I can admire him as an entertainer.

mantis mutu

7/21/15 11:45am

Thank you for sharing! Go Cougars!!!!!!!!!!!

Cougarpride

7/21/15 11:12am

So did you become great?

zuxvon

7/21/15 11:25am

Thank you for sharing that experience; excellent story; very wise perspective.

CougaReb

7/21/15 11:46am

I'll give you a 6. Make some fixes and tell it better next time

southernfriedcougar

7/21/15 1:17pm

wow, without speech. Can you be our recruiter?!

gurt

7/21/15 1:33pm

Straight up: Did you play for BYU?

Real Men Wear Blue

7/21/15 2:18pm

RE: Straight up: Did you play for BYU?

kimdaddy35

7/21/15 2:29pm

glad i'm not the only weirdo who thought of this

fattycoug

7/21/15 2:39pm

Uh-buh-buh-buh-buhh Buh-puh-buh-puh-buh

sah22

7/21/15 10:10pm

RE: Straight up: Did you play for BYU?

flavordave

7/21/15 2:53pm

Funniest post of the week.

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