"There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz." "Oh, what a shame."

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Jul 24, 2015
7:36:04am

jdub

"There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz." "Oh, what a shame."

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jdub

Bio page: jdub
Joined: May 13, 2004
Last login: Apr 29, 2024
Total posts: 76,541 (17,177 FO)

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Time

My wife's friend just came over to help us clean our house.

Mathew

7/23/15 10:44pm

That's how it starts my friend.

MantiCoug

7/23/15 10:50pm

The fever? The rage? The feeling of powerlessness?

taylore90

7/24/15 6:24am

Bubble bath?

7/23/15 10:50pm

it came out of the faucet that way, Eunice

yahtzee

7/23/15 10:54pm

Why are your rocks in the bathroom? I don't know. I wish I did, but I don't.

jdub

7/23/15 11:20pm

Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile.

Wagon

7/23/15 11:23pm

So many good lines in that movie.

jdub

7/23/15 11:29pm

The three of you are freaking awesome.

7/24/15 12:13am

Do you have any idea what it's like to sit here night after night

Cochise Cat

7/24/15 1:11am

That's...un-bee-LEEV-a-bull...

7/24/15 1:19am

Couldn't I just kill her?

jdub

7/24/15 7:16am

Political Activism?

7/24/15 7:29am

There's not much to see, we're inside a Chinese dragon.

7/24/15 7:32am

"There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz." "Oh, what a shame."

jdub

7/24/15 7:36am

Anyone named Howard...

7/24/15 7:46am

You take baths? 👠👗🛀💃

Bravescoug

7/23/15 10:51pm

"help US clean our house" & you were in the tub naked?

Real G Man

7/23/15 10:54pm

He was getting a head start with those "scrubbing" bubbles.

SwampCougar

7/23/15 10:59pm

The entire premise was weird. It didn't "get" weird -- it already was.

SPORTS

7/23/15 10:59pm

Funniest post I read on here all night.

UNLVcougar

7/23/15 11:09pm

At 10:40? PM?

7/23/15 11:12pm

I call BS. No way you actually fit in a residential tub.

7/23/15 11:05pm

Whoa. Soon to be a reality tv show?

TNT

7/23/15 11:15pm

Ha, well done.

8man

7/23/15 11:16pm

This sounds like the plot for a certain type of movie...

Japan Coug

7/23/15 11:22pm

RE: My wife's friend just came over to help us clean our house.

franklyvulgar

7/23/15 11:47pm

By pure random chance- did she arrive wearing a French maid outfit?

SwampCougar

7/23/15 11:51pm

Any chance you know cougarblue? His wife went to help clean someone's house.

7/24/15 12:45am

That's a solid 8

7/24/15 6:26am

short and sweet and very well done Mathew

DrBYU

7/24/15 7:29am

One of the funniest/weirdest posts I've read on CB

IntelCougar

7/24/15 9:43pm

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